72. Your worst enemy?
My true nemesis was Tuxedo Mask until he fell in love with Serena. Now I have two that tie in all enemy categories: General Zod and Emperor Ming.

73. Current image on your desktop.
Avi's puppy. (Ha, made you look!)

74. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"I don't sleep, I dream; I'll settle for a cup of coffee, but you know what I really mean." (REM)

75. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly?
How am I supposed to feed a million bucks? And that wasn't even a complete sentence! You left me hanging!! I hate that.

76. Do you like someone?
Yes. But don't tell him! That'd be soooo embarrassing!!!

77. What was the last song you listened to?
Chocolate ~ Snow Patrol

78. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
I guess we'll have to wait and see.

79. If you could punch one person in your life right now, who would it be?
A clown. Just a random one.

80. What is the closest object to your left foot?
This is the big finale question?! Somebody needs a lesson in story arcing…

And so concludes this meme. To see all the parts (backwards) go here.

62. Name the shoe brand you are wearing.
How do you wear a shoe brand?

63. Bright or Dark room?
Elvis, baby! (That'd be Dark.)

64. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
I think she's pretty rad, and yet I still don't have her in my blogroll. Why is that?

65. What were you doing at midnight last night?
You're hoping you caught me having sex, aren't you. I was dreaming about you, meme!

66. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?
K telling me about being compromised in a Blockbuster parking lot. (Yah, really, that was the last one. No texting love in a while.)

67. Where is your mailbox?
Is this code for Oprah's vajayjay? (Fast forward to 5:00.)

68. What's a phrase that you say a lot?
I'm sure this is more apparent to the people around me who are sick of me saying certain phrases. Anyone?

69.Who told you he/she loved you last?
Hay. While we were 69'ing, coincidentally! (Because this is question #69. Keep up, people!)

70. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
Lots and lots of Tylenol. I freebase it. I don't know what freebasing is exactly, but I'm sure I do that.

52. Where do you rent your movies?
Netflix. Exclusively.

53. Have you ever worn fishnet stockings?
Yes, for a home viewing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. My hot roommate ripped them off me later that same evening.

54. Do you know anyone in prison?
Not currently, but I have.

55. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"Bruce Vilanch is kinda gay…"

56. How much cash do you have on you?
You're going to try to mug me, aren't you. Let me remind you that I know how to defend myself, so it'd be in your best interest to back the fuck off. :)

57. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
DOOR! I won something, didn't I?!?!?!? YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!

58. Favorite planet?
Pluto, bitches!!!!

59. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
Me. Yes, I call myself. What?

60. What shirt are you wearing?
My RAWR kitty shirt. Okay, for reals, my Princeton shirt. Yah, I went to Princeton. For a weekend. To have sex with my boy. What?

42. Last person you talked with on the phone?
My mommy.

43. Do you own anything with a skull on it?
An entire collection of Skeletor action figures must count for something…

44. Have you traveled to Europe?
Yes. Do I win a prize?!

45. Name three people you would trust with your life:
I have trust issues. (I had an answer with three people prepared, but I don't trust one of the people anymore so that just proves I shouldn't name names.)

46. Last movie you watched?
The Departed in whole; Office Space in part.

47. Where were you when you had your first kiss?
On my bed, under a boy.

49. Last board game you played?
Candy Land. The new version. Which totally sucks.

50. Leather or lace?
I refuse to acknowledge this question on the grounds that it is a stupid question with only stupid answers. If you'd care to rephrase I might reconsider. (My alternate answer: Black velvet.)

32. What was the last alcoholic beverage you drank?
Newcastle. Breakfast of champions!

33. Do you like having your hair pulled?
Maaaaaaaaaybe. Depends who's doing the pulling.

34. Name three places you'd like to travel to:
Back to England
Back to Belgium
Back to the Future

35. Do you know how to ice skate?
Intellectually I do, but my ankles don't receive the message.

37. Name something you like that's out of the ordinary:
Pie. Okay, okay, and this one's just for Avi because I know how much he loves this (*grin*): Cottage cheese with steak sauce. Preferably original HP.

38. Is bigger really better?
This is a dirty little meme, it deserves a spanking! And the honest to goodness truthful answer for me: It's not about the length, it's about the girth and the forcefulness of the motion accompanying said girth. (We are talking about oak trees swaying in the wind, aren't we?)

39. What do you think of Brad Pitt?
I'm sure he's a very nice man but I prefer George.

40. Name a friend you have the most in common with:
I don't really like my friends to have things in common with me because then they're just like me and that's boring because I'm already like me. Strive to be different, okay?

22. Last item you bought yourself?
More manna. No, a cookie. Nooo, I guess it was Canadian popcorn which, of course, tastes better than American popcorn.

23. Do you have an ornament hanging from your rear-view mirror?
If a parking permit tag can be considered an ornament, then yes. Otherwise, I whole-heartedly object to dangly objects on my rear-view mirror.

24. What did you have for breakfast?
I don't eat before 11:00am unless someone offers me something cheesy.

25. Who has the most tattoos?
Avi's nana. (Totally NSFW, of course.)

26. Name the last 3 bands you've seen live:
David Byrne (with Juana Molina)
Lindsey Buckingham
They Might Be Giants

27. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
Eight or nine, depending how late bloggers keep me up at night in IM. :P

28. Have you ever been tied up?
Wow. I'm not sure how that is any of your business, meme, but yes I have been.

29. What do you wish you were doing right now?
I find it best not to lead the meme on by telling it my deepest thoughts.

30. Who's the first person in your phone list on your cell?
The phone list is alphabetical so Avi is first by his actual first name. (Adam means "the first man" so obviously he's first in the phone list too. Is anyone surprised?) Directly underneath him is B. Hay is in there somewhere too, but his real name is alphabetically inferior to my best blog friends (including Sour who is listed by her real first name in its cutesy form and Mel who is listed as Mel, duh). Sorry, Hay. :-/

12. A memory from high school:
I scored the winning touchdown! Oh, wait, my school didn't have football. How about the memory of trees?

13. Ever had a crush on one of your friend's parents?
Yes, but honestly I crush on a lot of people so it was fleeting.

14. Naughtiest thing you've done at work?
No comment. :)

15. Do you look more like your mom, or your dad?
It's pretty much a 50/50 thing. If you saw me with my mom you'd say, "wow, you look just like your mom!" and if you saw me with my dad you'd say, "wow, you look just like your dad!" I am more than 100% certain they are my real parents.

16. Something you've always wanted to learn how to do:
How to be independently wealthy without doing anything to obtain or maintain it.

17. Still friends with your exes?
Some of them. Others I am mortal enemies with.

18. Where you'd like to be in 10 years:
I already answered this here. I still consider it to be accurate.

19. Something you learned about yourself this year:
I like pie.

20. What do you want for your birthday?
Hot monkey sex. A new bike. The end of all wars, present and future. A hug.

1. Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be?
Don't Hassel the Hoff. :)

2. Your boss tells you he/she will give you a $20 raise if you'll do your job naked. Would you stay?
See #8. $20 is chump change and I have absolutely no interest in showing my boss my bits. I already get paid a ridiculous amount of money in comparison to my co-workers, don't have kids, buy whatever I want, and do whatever I want. If he asked me to do it for free I might be more inclined… But don't insult me with a $20 raise. And, really, is that a $20 a year raise, $20 a pay period raise, $20 a day raise, $20 an hour raise? No matter, it's insulting.

3. Put yourself in a nutshell:
Okay, I'm in the nutshell. Now what? (Man, it's freaking TIGHT in here…) Okay, okay, I'll play along. In a nutshell: Complicated. Very complicated. Edit: An even better response would have been, "nobody puts Poppy in a nutshell." :D

4. Ever seen a ghost?
Nope. But I've seen dead people!

5. Happy with your body?
Yup. :) You know why.

6. A reason you would move to Iceland:
Because all the other semi-inhabitable places on the planet were destroyed by zombies.

7. A place you've lived that you miss:
Define "lived". I miss Europe and Québec, although I've never lived either place for more than a week.

8. A job you would never do no matter how much you were paid:
If I were paid a billion dollars a day I'd do any job for one day.

9. A band you thought was cool when you were 13:
Def Leppard!

10. You have a nightmare, who's the first person you think to call?
Ugh. Can't you just guess?