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March 4, 2008

This angers me.

This advertisement (which I refuse to show here) compares smoking to terrorism, and uses the imagery of the WTC on 9/11 in cigarette form.

I realize that marketing school is turning out those fancy edge-pusher graduates who think that shock value is the only way to get a message across, but that is going way too far.

And I'm not using caps or italics or bold or extra vowels to state that, but there is rage brewing inside of me. And I'm not going to stoop to their level by suggesting, "when your parents die in a fiery car crash please send me images of their dead bodies so I can post them on my blog and advise people to fly to their destination via [insert my favorite airline here] instead" … but I kinda wanna.

March 3, 2008

Another winter storm? Really? Really. Really? CUZ YOU JUST DID A BUNCH IN A ROW@!O~!#!!#@@@$@~@#@$!@!!#~123744119d/

Dear Winter,

Shut up.

Asshole.

Poppy

NO SPECIAL FONT FOR YOU!

POPPY

February 28, 2008

To the man outside my office door who is speaking very loudly so that everyone in my department will hear your business,

Shut. the. fuck. up.

Fuckhead.

(@!#%*!@%^"@$%"!@*$%!@#$%@#%@#!$^*$^@#%*!#%!@!!!!!)

Kisses,
Popstar

December 18, 2007

ZOMG STFU al-GD-ready!

Does anyone actually CARE that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant?!

My feeds are all going NUTS with the same damn story!

FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

sigh.

I'm totally gonna get yelled at for posting this. I can feel it.