Dear Break Boy's Lovely Wife,
Thank you for understanding me and being on my side. I am going to miss you so very, very much.
And thank you for fiiiiiinally getting on Facebook. 
Love,
Poppy
(Ok, I need to go cry now. Bye.)
Category archives for Open letter
July 17, 2008
July 6, 2008
unicorns, kittens, rainbows, and pie
Dear Steve Jobs,
The newest version of iMovie is a piece of fucking SHIT.
Whoever wrote it should be FIRED.
It takes me 17 years to do ANYTHING I could do in the older version. You've totally fucked over a piece of previously functional software.
Thanks for nothing, you asshat.
Unfuckingsincerely,
nlm Poppy mln
March 3, 2008
Another winter storm? Really? Really. Really? CUZ YOU JUST DID A BUNCH IN A ROW@!O~!#!!#@@@$@~@#@$!@!!#~123744119d/
Dear Winter,
Shut up.
Asshole.
Poppy
NO SPECIAL FONT FOR YOU!
POPPY
February 28, 2008
To the man outside my office door who is speaking very loudly so that everyone in my department will hear your business,
Shut. the. fuck. up.
Fuckhead.
(@!#%*!@%^"@$%"!@*$%!@#$%@#%@#!$^*$^@#%*!#%!@!!!!!)
Kisses,
Popstar
February 17, 2008
I might have been turned into a vampire maybe.
Dear Thing that Activates the Sunlight,
Ow. And I'm too tired for this. Shut it off, please.
Hugs and Kisses,
Poppy
February 4, 2008
murr
Dear energy,
I had so much of you yesterday. Today I have none. You suck.
Hugs,
Poppy
January 29, 2008
Open letter meme
Fab's pal Karen switched up the rules for this meme in such a perfect way that I don't need to switch it up any more than it already is.
Here are the rules:
* Link to the person that tagged you.
* Post the rules on your blog.
* Share six non-important things about yourself in mini complaint letter form.
* Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
* Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.
I got tagged by Fab cuz he 
my beautifully enthusiastic spirit. Or something.
1. Dear Famous Amos: Why don't you put enough cookies in your bite size bag? Hmm? HMM??
2. Dear world: Why are you so unfriendly to the lefties? What'd we do to you?
3. Dear amusement park: You know how much I like the spinny rides, so how about you stop kicking me off them and making me go to the back of the line? So what if I puke everywhere? I promise to buy more food if I do.
4. Dear Arm & Hammer: Why do you insist on taking my favorite deodorant off the shelf so that I am forced to switch to Old Spice?
5. Dear border patrol: Please stop hassling me for going to Canada every 3 minutes. Srsly. That shit gets old real fast.
6. Dear gravy: Stop being so fucking delicious.
I tag the following person: Abs. (Cuz she needs to feel all important. 
)
Anyone else who wants to do this meme is free to do so, but please note that I didn't tag you.
In case you were wondering about yesterday's PiF winners, they are: Mikey, NPW, and Stef. Yes, I randomly chose comments 1, 3, and 5 (not including my own) which are the first three odd numbers, not the first three prime numbers (2 is prime; everyone forgets about 2), above zero. Don't glare at me. Not my fault you didn't win. All winners have been notified of their win and their present arrives next week. You three now need to pay it forward. 
January 9, 2008
It's good for you
Dear entire world,
It is time for a nap.
Put down your weapons.
Put down your heads.
And go to sleep.
Night!
~Poppy
January 7, 2008
A letter to Al Gore's love child
Dear entire internet,
You were really boring today.
Kisses,
~Poppy
