Stolen from Avi who stole it from a meme stealing site. I like to steal. I should have mentioned that yesterday.

1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing?
It's my favorite.

2. Favorite late night snack?
Popcorn with butter and a little salt

3. Do you own a gun?
Nope

4. What’s your favorite drink at Starbucks or other specialty coffee shop?
Iced mocha with whipped cream

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
Not generally, although it depends on the appointment. If I know a needle will be involved then that won't be the day you want to take a baseline blood pressure for me.

6. What do you think of hot dogs?
This is a trick question.

7. Favorite Christmas song?
Istanbul, Not Constantinople

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Coffee

9. Can you do push-ups?
I don't care.

10. What’s your favorite piece of jewelry?
Nothing. I don't have any jewelry.

11. Favorite hobby?
Watching movies and cooking are tied.

12. Do you have A.D.D.?
Occasionally.

13. What’s one trait that you hate about yourself?
I let people walk all over me for a little while and then get mad at them about it instead of not letting them walk all over me in the first place.

14. The last disease you contracted?
Love.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment.
Memes are so fucking bossy sometimes. Really.

16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink?
Water, Coke, coffee

17. Current worry right now?
Anything I am worried about is private and not fodder for a freaking meme. Gah!
(Irony: I choose to do the memes. I know, I just like arguing with memes.)

18. Current hate right now?
We won't go into that. It won't end well if I do.

19. Favorite place to be?
I answered this yesterday.

20. How did you ring in the New Year?
Being sad and lonely and depressed and wishing I'd had some Kevlar.

21. Like to travel?
Love to travel, for pleasure only.

23. Do you own slippers?
They're on my feet right now, so hopefully I do own them.

24. What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey. I've been wearing it since Friday night. I'm Klassy.

25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
Not really - too slippery.
(Agreed.)

26. Can you whistle?
Yes. It drives Ripley insane.

27. Favorite singer/band?
This question irritates me. Who's your favorite child?

28. Could you ever make it 39 days on the show Survivor?
No. But if it wasn't a show and all those pesky retards weren't there with me I'd make it just fine.

29. What songs do you sing in the shower?
Whatever is my soundtrack for the day.

30. Favorite girl’s names?
Uh. Stefanie?

31. Favorite boy’s name?
This is definitely a trick question.

32. What’s in your pocket right now?
Kryptonite.

33. Last thing that made you laugh?
I laugh about 14 billion times a day. Who knows.

34. Like your job?
Yes

36. Do you love where you live?
Yes

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?
One

38. Who is your loudest friend?
Everyone's louder than I am, so… yah.

39. Do you drive the speed limit or speed?
I see the speed limit as a minimum.
(That's what my mommy taught me! :)

40. Does someone have a crush on you?
Lots of people do. I'm pretty fucking awesome.
(That's Adam's answer, but I'm not going to pretend it's not true for me too.)

41. What is your favorite book?
Your mama.

42. What is your favorite candy?
Fifth Avenue and its similar counterparts

43. Favorite Sports Team?
Baseball: Red Sox, Football: New England Patriots, Basketball: Celtics
I don't watch sports, but I'm legally obligated to adore these teams.

44. What were you doing 12 AM last night?
Watching the end of a "MADE" episode about girls competing to become models.

45. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up today?
How does Georgie pierce her voice through my earplugs every day?

Note to world: Quantum of Solace is not worth seeing in the theater. Simply Fondue is worth eating at, if you have 3 hours to spend at the restaurant.

…I am a Talking Heads/David Byrne freak.
…if an 80s song comes on the radio I will sing all the lyrics because back then I memorized every word to every song.
…I do understand that love does not heal all wounds, more so now than ever.
…being wounded is part of living.
…when I am hungry I hulk out.
…the reason I had surgery when I was 19 has more to do with me being crazy than there having been anything physically wrong with me. (I've never told anyone the real reason, not even the doctors.)
…the kindest thing my ex ever did for me was be there during the surgery ten years later when we thought I had a bad ovary, but it just turned out to be irritating scar tissue from the first surgery.
…it's very clear to me from my last email exchange with my ex that I make very bad choices sometimes, despite having good intentions.
…I am more insecure than I realized, but more able to cope with my insecurities than I once was.
…it amuses me to find patches of my girls' fur on the floor.
…I fiercely enjoy my freedom but I also love to be taken care of.
…I sometimes look out the window at the neighbor's television when it's dark out.
…the holidays are not enjoyable for me anymore. They hurt. A lot.
…I don't regret the decisions I've made in the past year and a half, but I remain conflicted about how my decisions have impacted others.
…there is nowhere else I'd rather be than tightly gripped in my man's arms while he sleeps.
…despite its frequent stops for "no reason" I secretly still love the E train.
…I feel more secure safety-wise now that I live in New York City than I ever did in Vermont.
…when I am angry, mad, or upset I often won't say anything with my mouth but my face reveals all.
…I wear my glasses in the shower.
…because of negative past experiences I try to stay away from hard topics at home, but that doesn't mean I don't think about them.
…it's much more comforting to me to be surrounded by a messy home than a clean one.
…my new pair of boots, without any inserts, make my back feel fantastic.
…the nightmare that plagued me for years as a kid came true for someone else I love dearly. I have no idea what to make of that.
…there are things on my mind I will never write down and never initiate discussion of because I know one day they'll all come up naturally.
…I am the motherfucking princess.

Shamelessly stolen from several people.

Also, yesterday while Dawg was sleeping I started preparing the kitchen so that I could make crockpot meatloaf. While putting some previously meat-filled bags into the trash I squished the garbage down with my right hand and caught my knuckle on one of the Fancy Feast wet cat food lids. The gash to my knuckle was significant and I instantly started bleeding profusely. I stuck my hand under running water while I grabbed a paper towel to put pressure on the knuckle. When I finally wrapped the knuckle and turned off the water I stood in place a minute, shifting the paper towel after my blood soaked through each spot. I started to panic that I was going to need stitches, and that the sight of my own blood or my low iron count would cause me to faint. I sprinted into the bedroom and shook Dawg until he roused. "Baby, I just sliced my finger open and I want to know what to do about it." His eyes fluttered open. "Hmm?" I explained again and showed him the finger then asked, "should I just put a band-aid on it?" to which he responded, "yes, band-aid to keep the germies out. *SNOOOOOOOOOORE*" so I went to the bathroom and quickly rewashed the finger, put Neosporin on then put a Band-Aid on. The blood kept gushing through for a little bit so I kept my finger under running water. Finally it stopped bleeding and I went on to make my meatloaf. Later on when Dawg was awake I showed him the bloody paper towel. He had no recollection of our conversation from before. I told him "I figured if my finger looked bad enough you would have woken up, and if it didn't you would've gone back to sleep. You went back to sleep so I knew it would be ok."

Poppy Logic, folks.

My BlackBerry that work gave me is too big for most of the pockets of my dress pants and jeans. This results in me putting the phone in my jacket pocket or in the back pocket of the pants that have pockets, or just setting it down places and hopefully remembering to pick it up. You know how this is going to end. Not sure how soon, but I'm gonna lose it.

I stole this from HoosierGirl who's gone offline for a while but I didn't notice until now, cuz… well, it's taken me this long to finally start catching up on my Favorites folder, let alone all the other blogs I read. (She's in my Favorites folder.)

What Your Cute Monster Says About You

You are a very natural, real person. You're comfortable with who you are - and your spirit truly shines through. You are free of inhibitions and hang ups. Because of this freedom, you tend to be very creative. Your inner demon is greed. You can't help but lust after wealth and shiny objects. People think you're cute because you are so lively. Your natural glow makes you charming. The Cute Monster Test

I am not greedy for wealth or shiny objects. I really am not, ask anyone close to me. I am greedy for other things, but not tangibles. If it said I was greedy for time with my loved ones I'd agree with that statement. The reason I chose that monster is because she's adorable, has that thing over her head, and my "favorite color" is green. (It's sometimes blue or black or red, but historically it is green.)

I showed this to Dawg and he called me his little monster.

You Are a Normal Girl

You are 40% Good and 60% Bad Sure you've pulled some bad girl stunts in your past. But these days, you're (mostly) a good girl. Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?

Boooooooo. *pout*

(Thanks, Sour.)

Lazily stolen from Tense…

1. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you lay in a bed with?
Dawg

2. Where was the last place you went out to eat?
The Glendale Diner

3. What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
Glass of wine during True Blood.

4. Which do you prefer - eyes or lips?
Eyes to gaze into, lips to kiss. I kinda go a little crazy with the kissing.

5. Medicine, fine arts, or law?
I have no opinion.

6. Best kind of pizza?
Pepperoni, onion, and garlic on Sicilian crust.

7. Is your bedroom window open?
No

8. What is in store for your future?
Eternal happiness, I hope.

9. Who was the last band you saw live?
They Might Be Giants? Maybe.

10. Do you take care of your friends while they are sick?
Not friends, no, but family, yes.

11. What is your favorite soda?
Fountain soda Coke or Pepsi.

12. How many songs are on your iTunes?
I hate iTunes 8.0.

13. When was the last time you purchased something over 100 dollars?
The couch disassembly/reassembly happened on Tuesday… I think that was the last thing. But, hmm, Dawg paid for that. … … … Oh! Nope, not that… Hmm. I dunno.

14. Where is the last place you drove to?
I wasn't driving, but Dawg picked me up this morning around 8am after his overnight event to take me to breakfast and run errands. The last place before heading home was the dry cleaner.

15. Are you experienced?
At some things.

16. Any historical figures that you envy?
No

17. What brand of digital camera do you own?
Hello Kitty, we love kitty! I almost bought a Hello Kitty one today from CVS for $30 but its largest photo size was 640×480.

18. When was the last time you got a good workout?
Monday night. (Curse you, period! Curse you, overnight work schedule!)

19. If you need a new pair of jeans, which store do you go to first?
Old Navy

20. Where did your last kiss take place?
Where I am right now. Our desks are arranged so we can steal kisses whenever we like.

21. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Monday night?
Um… Saying hi to Dawg? Most probably that or sleeping.

22. Are you a quitter?
Depends what it is I'm potentially quitting.

23. Who was the last person you had in your house?
The people who disassembled and reassembled the couch for us.

24. Can you speak another language?
Yup.

25. How about you put your legs behind your head?

26. When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
13 years ago at a gay bar, sandwiched between a gay man and a straight man.

27. Nickname?
Poppy, Stef, various pet names

28. Describe what you are wearing in detail.
Glasses, omg pwnies shirt, black zip-up hoodie, sweetheart dark blue jeans, New Balance sneakers, and undergarments that are none of (most of) your business.

29. What do you think about people who party a lot?
C'est à vous.

30. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
Depends who I'm talking with. I can be extremely uninhibited, I can be shy, and I can be downright prudish, depending on the variables.

31. Are you one of those people who obsesses over Hollister?
If I hadn't read Tense's answer I'd have no idea what you were talking about.

32. What was the last CD you purchased?
Death Cab for Cutie's Narrow Stairs

33. What are two bands or singers that you will always love?
They Might Be Giants and Barenaked Ladies

34. Which of the seven deadly sins are you guilty of?
Probably all of them at one time or another

35. Did you just have to Google the seven deadly sins to see what they were?
No

36. Where is your favorite place to get coffee?
My kitchen.

37. Have you ever been offered a job?
Not lately…

38. Have you ever stolen anything off a road?
Um… that's a weird question. You mean, like, a sign? No.

39. When was the last time you dyed your hair?
Back when I lived in Vermont. My poor hair… Dawg keeps telling me it's beautiful. He's so kind to me.

40. Whom was the last person you rode in a car with?
Dawg

41. Have you kissed somebody in the last 2 weeks?
It's New York, everyone kisses everyone.

42. Miss someone?
I miss a lot of people.

43. How is your last ex doing?
I honestly have absolutely no idea. Last he told me is what I told you — he's dating Spice Girl.

44. Is there someone you want to fight?
The Man.

I'm probably sleeping doing housework or errands right now so I'm pre-posting this meme from cajunvegan, because wouldn't it be silly if I actually just sat at my brand new iMac with really fast internet all day?

1) Who was the last person you gave up on?
Myself. But only for a minute. I allow myself to experience the full range of emotions that humans are capable of feeling, and then I auto-correct.

2) Have you talked to a complete asshole today?
Not yet!

3) Are you comfortable answering all these personal questions?
Um… if I were not then I wouldn't do it.

4) Do you think relationships are even worth it?
Yes, yes I do.

5) If you could pack up and move, would you?
In a heartbeat <-- cajunvegan's answer, and as you know I actually just did this. Moved from Vermont to Queens so that when I wanted a kiss from my man I could just roll over and steal one instead of driving 300+ miles... among other reasons.

6) Do your parents really know you?
My mom does if she's keeping up with my blog. My dad does not. I am outside of his comfort zone, and I'm finally ok with that.

7) When was the last time you laughed really hard?
Honestly, I laugh really hard daily now. I'm very happy.

8) What are you wearing right now?
Oh, let's go for PJs.

9) What are you excited for?
Chicken cutlets! I've never made them before, but am making them for dinner before Dawg works his overnight. (See #29.)

10) Has anyone told you lately that they would always be there for you?
Not in words, but in actions: Yes.

11) What do you want right now?
I always want food, and/or a fountain soda.

12) Are your parents divorced?
Mom and Dad divorced when I was 3. Mom has been with my stepdad since I was 15, married since I was 17. Dad has been with my stepmom since I was 3, married since I was 10. (Serving as a reminder: I am 34.)

13) What were you doing at 8 this morning?
Sleeping.

14) Do you fall for people easily?
The short answer is yes. The long answer is much more complicated than a meme can handle, and ends up making me seem defensive. I honestly don't think there's anything wrong with me giving my heart over to people easily, as long as their intentions are good and they are honest when handing theirs over to me.

15) What is one word that you overuse?
"fucking" (yes, cajunvegan, me too, that word)

16) Who was the last person to text you?
Dawg, in the form of a Tweetstorm while he tested a plug-in.

17) What’s your mood?
Happy.

18) If you took a drug test, would you pass it?
I saw on the news that drinking water has drugs in it, so I don't know. I'm not intentionally taking any substance that would cause me to test positive, but I did have a Vermont turkey sandwich on a poppy seed roll Saturday.

19) Did you enjoy your weekend?
Yes, very much so! Got to watch Brad Pitt get punched in the face!!!

20) Do you regret doing something today?
Not so far. Ahhh, I enjoyed that brief bit of life when I felt no regret or guilt. Now I feel it daily to make up for the time I didn't. Sux0r.

21) Are you slowly drifting away from someone?
Yah. A few someones.

22) Last person you told a secret to?
Dawg.

23) What’s irritating you right now?
I'd rather not say. I am confident that eventually it will resolve itself.

24) Would you ever forgive someone if they cheated on you?
No.
Dealbreaker. Trust is very important to me. Cheating voids the trust warranty.

25) Tell me what one of your friends is doing.
Working too hard at a job that doesn't respect him enough verbally or monetarily for his talents. (PiC, I mean you, buddy.)

26) Are you stubborn?
Depends how hungry I am.

27) What are you looking forward to?
Vermont.

28) Is there anybody you wish you could be with right now?
Yes, several people. I have finally accepted that it is our lot in life to always miss at least one person.

29) Are you gonna be home alone tonight?
Actually, yes! Dawg has to do an overnight for work. But, technically, the kittos will be here with me, so not completely alone.

30) Who gave you your last compliment?
Dawg. He compliments me regularly.

31) What is one thing you wish you had?
A couch. Which, technically I do, it's just in Vermont.

33) Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
Duh. Yes, a boyfriend.

Which way did both #32 and #34 go?
*shrug*

35) Do you still talk to the person you fell hardest for?
Considering I live with him — yes.

36) Last movie you saw in theaters, with whom?
Burn After Reading with Dawg. It was hysterical. I looooooove Frances McDormand.

37) Would you rather go to Tokyo or Paris?
I would rather go to both, thanks. Lost in Translation makes me yearn for Japan, even though I've never been. And Paris is in my blood.

38) What are you allergic to?
Dust, fleas, adhesive (NOT latex), the sun, my cats, and some sort of pollen. I'm pretty sure I'm actually allergic to grass. Good thing there's a lot less of it in Queens!

39) Has anyone ever complimented your eyes?
I think so. I know I've complimented Dawg's (they are gorgeous) and I vaguely remember doing so after he said something wonderful about mine. But, maybe I'm making that up.

40) Are you listening to music right now?
(As of the time of writing, which was Sunday afternoon) I'm listening to neighborhood sounds, Dawg mousing, and Ripley licking her chops while she goes to sleep.

41) Who else is in the room with you?
(Again, Sunday afternoon) Dawg and Ripley.

42) In winter, would you rather wear jackets or hoodies?
Before being with Dawg I honestly had no idea people wore hoodies in the winter. Vermont was always too cold for a hoodie. I'd rather wear a hoodie, and will wear this hoodie this winter.

43) Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?
Nope!

44) How long can you go without your mobile phone?
I prefer to never be without it. You never know when you'll need assistance of some sort, or when you'll get an "I love you, Poppy!" phone call out of the blue.

45) What are you doing tomorrow?
Yah, good question. I feel like there's something planned, but we haven't yet hung our Girls of EMS calendar… and I haven't started using iCal.

46) Ever kissed someone else’s boy/girlfriend?
Yes, I did a long time ago in a galaxy far away. (cajunvegan's answer is also my truth.)

47) Where did you last sleep other than your room?
Dawg's parents' house.

48) What’s the worst way to say “I love you”?
I have no serious response to this. All I can think of is when significant others say "I love you" by buying you a "gift" they want for themselves… like a biscuit joiner. (Note to Dawg: I never, ever want one of those.)

49) Who was the last person in your room besides family?
The movers! Had to really think about that, because as far as I could recall, only family had been in the bedroom.

50) What is one place you would love to visit?
I cannot pick only one place.

You Are a Hazelnut

You are very unique and distinct. You may even freak some people out. Most people don't really know how to interact with you. You get along best with anyone who is super sweet. But you really do get along with almost anyone. You just need a chance to wow them. What Nut Are You?

NOT to be confused with the coffee flavor. That coffee STINKS, by the way. YUCK, YICK, BLECH, EW! (Hi. )

Thanks to Sour for this.

Attached or single? In a relationship. A pretty serious one. The kind that lasts to infinity and beyond. So… that makes me attached? Cuz, um, he's way over there and we're not actually touching at the moment. Semantics, I suppose.

Best friend? I do have one or two of those.

Cake or Pie? Pie crust, cheese cake.

Day of Choice? Caturday.

Essential Item? Chapstick.

Favorite color? Green. No, blue! No… black. No, um. Wait, what?

Gummy bears or worms? EW, dude. Worms?! Yuck. Peanut M&Ms.

Hometown? I don't know how to answer this anymore. In flux. Original hometown: Burlington.

Indulgence? *giggle*

January or July? Christmas in July!

Kids? Allie, Ripley, and Georgia.

Marriage Date?

Number of Brothers and Sisters? It's complicated.

Oranges or Apples? Apples. duh. VT. Macs. Yup.

Phobias? Spaces that could run out of air. Ironically, I love the dark, and the spaces that could run out of air are typically the same spaces that are the darkest.

Quote? Look at my tagline above for one. Refresh-repeat.

Reasons to Smile? Another day on the planet to be with my loved ones.

Season of Choice? I totally want to put an -ing on that so I can say black, white, and red pepper. And LOTS of garlic. I also enjoy curry. (I'm English, what'd you expect?)

Tag Seven People? Evil incarnate.

Unknown Fact? I'm a bit of a klepto when my life is out of control. My life is calm right now, so I haven't stolen anything in quite a while. I generally give anything back before the person notices.

Vegetable? I like a lot of them, but I also don't like a lot of other ones.

Worst habits? I worry about things that either are completely not based on reality or are so out of my control it does me no good to worry. I also like to pee in your shower.

X-Ray or Ultrasound? Neither, since either one has always in my past implied that there was something not-so-good going on with me.

Your favorite food? Moo-cow items.

Zodiac sign? RAWR.

Thanks to HoosierGirl for the meme and the award.

I am one. I was born one. It's not my fault. But that qualifies me for the government incentive of doing this meme, so yay me! Thanks to Tense for again giving me a meme to do!

Do you wear slippers?
Yes.

How many pictures are in your living room?
Zero. All my pictures are in storage or packed in a suitcase at the apartment.

Do you wear a bra to bed at night?
Not usually.

Do you ever watch Brady Bunch reruns?
I have done that on occasion.

Are you allergic to anything?
Fleas, dust, the sun, lactose, some sort of pollen, cat dander, and rules.

When was the last time you called in sick?
I could stare at my calendar and figure this out, but I don't remember. I know it's been within the last 6 months, but I don't do it very often.

Have you ever been in a car accident?
Several. None of which were my fault. First one was at age 5 when a tree and some ice decided they really liked my mom's car.

What is your favorite snack food?
Chips? Chips.

Do you think you have a big butt?
I love my butt. I have no idea if it's big, but I think it's beautiful.

Would you like to look like your mom when you are her age?
My mom is beautiful, but I want to look like me.

Have you ever seen a tornado?
Yup.

Do you think Barack Obama is sexy?
I don't walk around thinking that, no.

If you won a million dollars, what would you buy first?
A place to live for me, Dawg, and the girls…

What time is it right now?
11:17am.

Are you pregnant?
I'm pretty sure I'm not. Otherwise this crankiness is all for nothing.

Have you ever been pregnant?
Not that I'm aware of, although the stretch marks on my tummy like to pretend they have.

Do you like men who wear pink shirts and flip-flops?
Um. I don't dislike men specifically for wearing those items…?

How many pairs of shoes do you own?
Two, plus one pair of slippers. Oh, and a pair of heels I've never actually worn.

Do you think you are a hypochondriac?
Sometimes, which is why I try not to go to the doctor unless something perpetuates for a couple/few weeks.

Do you own a dictionary?
Yes.

Where was the last place you went on vacation?
Manhattan.

Do you talk about your friends behind their backs?
Yup.

Are you actually fat but in complete denial about it?
What kind of rude-ass question is this shit? Fine, I'll be completely honest. I'm 5'4" and fluctuate between 146 lbs and 154 lbs depending on time of month and life circumstances. When I am 146 lbs everybody freaks out that I look too thin. My body is happiest at 154 lbs. I don't care if it's fat or not fat, that's where my body wants me to be. So, suck it, meme creator, ya skinny assed skanky bitch. (See? I can be judgmental too!)

What color is your mouse pad?
Invisible.

Does your kitchen have a theme?
Old.

Do you like to mow the yard?
Yes, yes I do. I just don't have a yard to mow right now.

Are you addicted to using Febreze?
No. I have a bottle of it that just sits untouched under the kitchen sink. I kinda don't like the smell of it, actually.

What is your ring size?
7 (Actually, it might be 6 now, or 6.5. My fingers used to be bigger.)

When was the last time you consumed alcohol?
I know this one! Um… at Brittcon, I think!

Do you know someone who gets food stamps?
I don't think that I do. My mom got them for a tiny bit when I was a kid and she first divorced my dad, but… hmm. I dunno, no one else advertises it to me.

Do you have a basement in your home?
I live in it.

Are you still in love with one of your exes?
No. There is one ex I'd do "anything" for if he asked (such as let him crash on the living room floor in my home or give him money), but he hasn't asked in the last 15 years so I'm going with the assumption that he'll never ask. No particular reason for my loyalty other than he was the first boy to ever love me.

Any big plans for the summer?
Um. Yah.

What is your favorite comfort food?
Tacos.

Do you prefer broccoli or asparagus?
No.

What color are your bedroom walls?
Light blue, as painted by the landlords.

Whom do you live with?
The kitties, for now.

Which Star Wars movie is your favorite?
Episode IV.

How about Harry Potter?
Um. I guess the first one.

What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
WALL-E.

Did you get the popcorn or the candy?
Popcorn.

What is the most romantic text in your inbox?
:} Let's just say it melts me into a puddle on the floor and leave it at that.

Have you ever played miniature golf on a date?
Yes. Wait. Yes? Yes. Hmm. I LOVE MINI GOLF!

What’s a word or phrase you overuse?
Just.

Where do you buy most of your shoes?
Land's End. BOOTS.

Do you always use good grammar?
No, and sometimes intentionally not.

Do you have an accent or a speech impediment?
We all have accents, duh. I started developing an "S" lisp before I got braces, which kinda sucked since my name starts with S.

What did you eat today?
*tummy grumble*

What do you do at work?
I protect princesses from Evil.

Do you know the rules to any sports?
Yes.

Do you prefer to watch or play sports?
Depends on the sport.

What is your favorite kind of hat to wear?
A baseball hat.

Do you pray?
No.

Whom do you pray to?
I wishfully think to whoever needs it.

What is the closest mountain to your house?
Uh, do "Mounts" count?

When is the next time you will move?
I'm moving by the end of the month whether I have a place to move to or not. Lease is up at the end of the month.

Isn’t there something better you could be doing right now?
Isn't there always…

Is there anything good on TV?
By my definition of good: Yes.

Does your significant other have a MySpace?
Yes? Although I don't think we're Friends there, hehehehe.

What is your dream marriage proposal?
Uh. Err. Wow, that's uncomfortable. Honestly, this is not something I think about. I like surprises.

What are your nicknames and who gave them to you?
Poppy was given to me by me. Aside from pet names that Dawg calls me, the only other nicknames are family given: Stef and Steffie.

How often do you wear jewelery?
Never? I'm ok with rings, I just don't have any. (No, that's not a hint. :) It's the truth.)

What size engine is in your vehicle?
Um. … Big?

What do you need to do tomorrow?
Hmm. Well, see, the fun thing about being me is that I don't need to do any anything tomorrow, but I'm all responsible and shit so I'll at least feed the girls their Fancy Feast treat.

Whom do you hope never to see again?
I would rather not answer this question.

Which friend of yours lives the farthest away?
That would be April. She lives in Germany with her husband who is there on business for the foreseeable future. I miss her now that she's farther away than Arizona.