Hi, it's Sunday. Let's all please go back to bed. I am exhausted (albeit very happily so) from yesterday.

Sweet dreams, jelly beans…

Note to self: Leaving a Squishable inside of a gift bag inside of a car in a hot state is not the most brilliant idea. heh.

Duct tape to the rescue!

Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet? Is it time to go yet?

You get the point.

I've seriously considered sending a postcard to PostSecret revealing the real reason I got braces. I'm still mulling this over. Obviously if you saw a postcard with this information on it you'd know it was from me, because how many people send in postcards about their braces?

Got anything you want to submit to PostSecret but haven't yet?

Ya know, hmm, I seem to be completely without anything to say today…

…cuz, ya know, what could I possibly have to talk about today?

I'm brand spanking new to the show The Moment of Truth. Dawg told me about it several weeks back and then I promptly forgot it existed, but I was visiting AOL Video today to see if there were any new shows I wanted to watch and they were featuring one of the episodes. I clicked through to find more episodes and saw this one up next in the episode list:

But when I clicked it I was told it wasn't available. No problem, I went to FanPop to see it instead! Gone there too… hmm. Suspicious.

To be fair, all that was going on there is that both sites were linking to the Hulu video which is no longer available, but I forgot to add 2 and 2 and thought instead, "wow, this must be a REALLY controversial episode! It must be on YouTube!"

Yes, yes it is, with this description:

Moment Of Truth Special Lauren Cleri Ruins Marriage
Last three questions for Lauren Cleri…Woh, she's crazy. W/ ex-boyfriend Frank, Cop Husband Frank.

And here's the video:

I love how she gets the "am I a good person?" question wrong after allllll that.

I wouldn't go on that show in the first place, but if I were dumb enough to have led that life and then show up on that show and then keep going for the money I think I still would have been smart enough to disregard any contractual obligation and walk off the stage as soon as I saw my ex-boyfriend walk on the stage, if that was my history with him and I knew what questions were coming. No?

I think I'm going to start a service where you present me with a problem and the solutions you're aware of then I suggest 5 more solutions you hadn't thought of, payment dependent upon the type and scale of the problem. That sounds like I could be Dawg's meal ticket really easily with that business…

And I cannot wait to discuss this show with Dawg's mom. I hear she loves it.

Ok, let's try this again.

Monday's test: Patience.
Tuesday's test: Hide from a tornado.
Wednesday's test: … Well, I'm not going into that.
Thursday's test: GCIH CERTIFICATION.

I did not just jinx it.

May I par-etty please have your luck again? Thanks. And, PS, this is what I'm not:

Oh, that Natalie Dee…

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

Please let my cousin say yes to taking care of the girls this weekend.

…

Update: Cousin pulled through by calling me as I was driving out of town. I had been optimistic and left a key out for her, so all she has to do is get it in the morning when she goes to see the kittos. YAY!