Choose Your Own Blogventure: Dying to Get Out, Part 3

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Today is Choose Your Own Blogventure Day! A collaborative piece by many bloggers is spun from one starting fragment of a story. You choose which path to follow.

If you’ve arrived directly to my blog, start the story at NPW’s blog.

If you’re a CYOBer and you’ve arrived here from Aaron’s blog then you chose for Annelise to go downstairs. Here we go…

Annelise ran downstairs to the kitchen. She had never seen a real zombie before, and the idea of meeting one face to face made her absurdly giddy. As her foot hit the bottom step her mind processed the scene — a quorum of the undead, caked in blood, shuffling slowly in place around the marble-topped island — but her body could not stop quickly enough. Her size 6 Saucony running shoes skidded and screeched across the hardwood floors as she crashed into her neighbor, Mr. Angus V. Sumps, originally from Kansas City (the Kansas one, not that city slicker Missouri one), who had been living next door up until two weeks ago when his Diabetes finally licked him. Now he was hissing and moaning with arms outstretched around either side of her and his skin was less than politely peeling off his body.

Annelise let out a yelp and pushed herself off Mr. Sumps, running backwards as quickly as possible, almost knocking herself and her father, who had run after her, over onto the stairs. Dr. Ansel reached his arms delicately around his daughter and whispered into her ear, “don’t worry, they’re under my control.”

Annelise turned her head to look hesitantly optimistic into her father’s eyes then spun her body to hug him. “That’s… that’s… GREAT news, Dad! But, how?”

“The power of the talisman, my dear! Up for an adventure?”

Without skipping a beat, Annelise responded with a smile: “Always, Daddy!”

Dr. Ansel turned to the crowded kitchen, still shuffling in place, still moaning and hissing. “To the bus, my minions! “

Annelise giggled quietly as she watched the zombies passively push and shove each other out the front door to the ‘70s hippie bus her father kept for last minute field trips to curious destinations, and this time was no different. Next stop: Jenny’s Blue Plate Diner.

The ride to the diner had been pretty eventful. Dr. Ansel drove the bus, so Annelise had been forced to sit on the inside seat next to Mrs. Streeter, her elementary school cafeteria monitor in her living days, who kept slowly grabbing Annelise’s right arm and trying to chew on it. Also, in the back of the bus the “controlled” zombies were getting slightly out of control by not remaining in their seats. Each time the bus jerked to a stop the standing zombies fell over and piled on top of each other. Physics was no longer their friend, so the fallen undead would stay heaped in the pile, flailing around and groaning until the bus came to a full stop in two parking spots 10 feet from the diner’s front door.

Annelise hopped over Mrs. Streeter’s lap and ran off the bus into the diner. “Jenny, there’s 22 of us today. Think you can fit us all? Our lunch guests are probably gonna be a little messy. Sorry about that. Oh, and they’ll each want their own NY Strip Steak – raw and bloody.”

Jenny gave Annelise a wink as she wrote down the order. “No problem, kiddo. We get ‘messy and bloody’ all the time.”

Annelise ran back outside and helped her father escort their army of 20 to their seats. None of the other diners even blinked, they were too used to the Ansel family’s peculiar taste in mealtime companionship. Dr. Ansel stood outside his designated booth where Annelise, Mr. Sumps, Mrs. Streeter, and 18-year-old recently deceased football hero Tommy Jenkins were seated. He leaned over Annelise. “I need to use the men’s room, think you can handle them all while I’m gone?”

“Of course, Daddy.”

Dr. Ansel needed a minute to regroup, to make a plan for what he would do with all the zombies. He hadn’t thought he could actually raise his unfortunately circumstanced neighbors from their graves, or do anything to keep them civil once they were back to a semi-functional state, but the directions on the back of the talisman had been so crystal clear that it was like making Kraft mac & cheese – easy peasy! He went into the only stall of the bathroom and leaned over to give a courtesy flush of the last person’s business. Out of the corner of his eye he watched in horror as the talisman began to tumble out of his pocket and into the flushing water.

To see what happens when Dr. Ansel loses the talisman down the diner toilet go here.

To see what happens when Dr. Ansel catches the talisman go here.

Posted on October 30th 2009 in Blogging, It's story time!

Hot for Teacher

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I blogged at secondhandkarl.com so Karl didn't have to

I’m over at Karl‘s today. Go visit.

Posted on August 14th 2009 in Administrivia, Blogging

I wrote a mushy post about my grandmother.

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Just not here — it’s over at Tres Hearts. You should read it! And reflect upon it. And leave a comment. And if you’re not already a regular reader over there you should read Chrissi’s posts too.

Posted on July 21st 2009 in Blogging, Family

good news bad news good news goodtome news

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Had a rejuvenating evening with my boy and am feeling a lot better. Just in time for my monthly Tuesday-Wednesday with just me and the girls while Dawg goes off to learn Kumbaya a little bit more than the month before. (Thank you, Mom, for asking.)

Red line - Washington DC The red line of DC Metro had a pretty bad accident Monday during the start of rush hour. I rode that line while I was there. The article also references a 1982 accident at the Woodley Park-Adams Morgan station, the starting point of the red line that B and I rode on. I feel all Final Destination all of a sudden. I’m not absolutely certain, but I’m guessing that NY Metro was assessing the situation in DC, which caused my ride home to have long delays for no apparent-to-us reason. I appreciate that, in retrospect. Always good to make sure not every Metro system is a target of something at the same time.

Ok, that was nice and cheery. Let’s change the topic to SpaceTweep! I am an editor there, thanks to Jenny! Did you know she and her husband work for NASA? They do. And they rock.

Aaaaaaaand, yes, I’m riding the NYC Metro (that’d be the subway) today. Go, me!

Posted on June 23rd 2009 in Bloggers, Blogging, Family, Friends, Life, Real news, The Subway

bloglusion

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Way back when I lived in Vermont I used to post to this blog about 4 billion times a day and respond to EVERY comment that anyone ever left me, because I was so bored with my entire daily life of non-challenge and both personal and professional/bureaucratic apathy that I had the time to do so.

Now I am lucky to have the time, gumption, and something I consider worth posting about each day. And all that time I used to have for responding to comments is now spent working at a job that actually requires my brain power on a minutely basis or I’m underground where I don’t have access to the interwebs. So when I do have time for blogs I tend to read my friends’ and family members’ blogs and leave comments there instead.

I used to feel bad about my inability to respond to your comments anymore, but then I finally let my mind freestyle for a bit and came to the realization, which I just semi-defended-by-just-passingly-mentioning-on-Sarcastica’s-blog, that I am the one who initiates a conversation here and you, my dear friends, are the responders! And it’s your choice to read what I say here and leave me a comment, so it needs to be my choice as well to have anything witty or responsive to say to you in return.

I hope I just expanded your thought on the matter, or helped you realize that I am singing in your same chorus.

If you don’t agree, feel free to leave me a comment saying so! (Sneaky, aren’t I?)

Posted on May 30th 2009 in Bloggers, Blogging, Conversation

These are not the wHalls you are looking for

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I am guest posting at Wayne’s blog today.

You should go visit.

See you there!

Posted on May 14th 2009 in Bloggers, Blogging

tequila, Triangles, and tummies

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tc-37160-mainicon I know, I know. It’s like Dawg and I have that similar personality trait of reveling in the fluffy goodness of being the best kept secret on the internets. So, that’s probably why a lot of people didn’t know we hosted a radio show devoted to TequilaCon 2009 last night. But the great thing about TalkShoe is that it archives our show for us! AND! You can subscribe in iTunes!!!

Infected I am now reading Infected as my subway reading. It’s all about the Triangles. You should read it and be freaked the fuck out. So far, so good! Basically, a foreign life form is burrowing itself into your stem cells and turning you into a paranoid murderer. You’re still in there somewhere, but… yah, you’re not in control.

Last, but not least:

Ripley belly

Posted on February 3rd 2009 in Adorable, Bloggers, Blogging, Photos, The kittos

You have reached the blog of Poppy. Don’t leave a message here.

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I’m posting over at the blog of my Canadian brother from another mother today. Please visit and leave me a comment, meh??????

Posted on January 31st 2009 in Administrivia, Bloggers, Blogging, Friends

“when you say nothing at all”

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The other day when that plane decided to gracefully land in the Hudson I decided in return I would txt my mom that I had not randomly decided to go to North Carolina and therefore was not on that plane. She txted me back that she was glad to know this and that her comments left on blogs lately weren’t showing up on blogs, that she thought she had been blocked from blogs. I was appalled that blogland was blocking MY MOM so I txted back that I would check it out after work.

When I got home I told Dawg about this and he checked the Cereal Wednesday spam and sure enough there were two comments from my mom sitting in there. Nothing unique about her comments in terms of criteria. They had her blog name that she’s been using for quite a long time now associated with the comment, no links, no caps, no yelling, no extra punctuation, no random words thrown together… Nothing heuristically weird. Dawg unspammed the comments and that was that.

And then he found one of my comments on Through A Dog’s Eye trapped as spam. So Dawg unspammed that.

And… well, now ToB is talking about it. And I’m not liking what I’m hearing so I’m just spreading the word: If your blog spams comments and you have access to the spammed comments you might want to sift through them occasionally while the filters are being too aggressive just to see if someone you actually care about has been leaving you comments.

Or don’t, c’est à vous, I’m just trying to be helpful here, you don’t need to make a big issue about it, crying out loud. hmph.

back to me

Posted on January 17th 2009 in Bloggers, Blogging

thoughts for a Monday afternoon (it’s afternoon already?! fuck.)

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The other day I was trying to explain to Pudding* why I blog. She kept asking me if it was so I could complain and people could subscribe to my complaints. Being the introspective person that I am, I couldn’t just say, “no, of course not!” then explain in clear and concise words why I blog… cuz I don’t actually know why I do. It’s always changing, my reasons for why I write any given post are always different.

The point of writing this post is to say: It smells like bacon here. That is not a complaint.



*Pudding is Dawg’s ex, mother of The Wolves. I know, it’s hard to keep up. It gets easier if you live it. :winks:

Posted on September 29th 2008 in Blogging, Food and drink, Introspection