Donald Trump made a pretty baby.
I know nobody cares, but I just want to put it out there. Remember that one time when Brandon Davis made fun of Lindsay Lohan for being worth only about $7 million while Paris Hilton laughed in the background? And remember Brandon is friends with Paris? (They are, they were just at dinner together the other day, according to my feed reader.) And remember when Paris found out she’s only going to inherit $5 million instead of $100 million?
Time to do more work, working girl.
Does anyone actually CARE that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant?!
My feeds are all going NUTS with the same damn story!
I’m totally gonna get yelled at for posting this. I can feel it.