Thankfully Darth Vader doesn’t care if my toilet doesn’t work

I’m leaving Wednesday for sunny Orlando where I will attend Star Wars Celebration V and see the (I forget their new name now that the word “mafia” isn’t in it, but I mean my friends). I am leaving my home with a gaping hole in the living room wall and no pipe connected to the toilet. There’s also a drop cloth, an emptied water bottle, and wall shit. When I come back it all better be like nothing ever happened in that corner or else I know who I’m visiting first thing Monday morning with my Dark Lords Rule commemorative baseball bat.

I just want to squee a little tiny bit more that during this trip I will be meeting many of my friends’ children for the first or second time. I love kids, so I’m excited to see them all and see what damage we can cause when we’re all together in one group.

See you on the flip, I don’t plan to blog while there. I do plan to tweet, though. TWEET!

And don’t worry, Mama Dawg is taking good care of the girls, cuz I’m dragging Dawg‘s ass with me to the conference. ;) Also, I have a 3-day crop going in FarmVille, and 1 bottle of unwither in case it decides to croak on the 4th day instead of the 6th.

Byebye, chicken pies!

10 thoughts on “Thankfully Darth Vader doesn’t care if my toilet doesn’t work

  1. Hope you’re going to have fun and the eerie returning experience of “it is like nothing happened here”.

    Come to think about it, I don’t think that I have your twitter link. But maybe I’m not supposed to!

  2. Oh, it’s a conference! Have an awesome time, love. I’m sorry I won’t be able to get up there to play. :(