Twitter is in heat.

The poor girl is writhing on the floor, sticking her goods out to anyone who pets her back, and crying VERY loudly to get out into the world to see boys.

Her spay appointment is June 2.

If anyone has suggestions for helping her be more comfortable I would appreciate your advice. Anyone who suggests that we put her in a room with a boy cat or rape her with a Q-tip? Don’t bother leaving a comment. Thanks.

9 thoughts on “Twitter is in heat.

  1. OMG! LMAO!!!!!

    The last two sentences of this would have made me spit my juice if I’d taken a sip while reading.

    A) I didn’t know people could/would do that, B) I didn’t realize it was possible or a viable solution.

    What the crap!? Where does people come up with these kinds of things?

    Oh. That’s right — Adam Avitable FTW! lol

    Sorry you’re stuck at home with the horny kitty!

  2. I remember when our Lab went into heat. It took forever for her to do her business outside as she was too busy looking for suitors to care about making pee.

  3. Any way you can move up that appointment? Because two weeks of that is gonna drive you crazy. When our little Gogo started going into heat I took her to the vet the very next day. She’s still a bit crazy, but that’s another story.

  4. Trust me, when she gets her shots tomorrow I’ll be asking the vet to move up the appointment. In addition to being timewise far away, the other appointment is geographically far away at the shelter’s vet office.

  5. The poor thing. I remember when my cat went into heat, she broke our living room window.

    I hope you can get the vet appt moved up!

  6. hahahhahahahahhahahahaha hahahahhahaha – OMG, Poppy, I’m so sorry about your cat but you wouldn’t believe how long it took me to realize that this was NOT, actually, a metaphor for TWITTER.