Tense labelled this the Rainbow Meme. I am labelling it the Rainbow Sock Zombie Meme.

Stop looking down my shirt.

1. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Yes, since I do in fact see them after the rain. And during.

2. If you could have one dream come true, what would it be?
This one feels too personal, although I’m pretty sure most of you could guess it if you thought about it long enough.

3. Do you believe in eternal love?
I believe in love from here to eternity, not sure about eternal, because if I didn’t know about you ahead of now how could I have eternally loved you?

4. What feeling do you love most?
Love wrapped in a security blanket.

5. What feeling do you hate the most?
Insecurity wrapped in hate.

6. Do you cherish every single friendship you have?
No, I do not. Some friendships are one-way: Some I consider someone a friend and they don’t consider me one, some are the other way, and some are both ways. I cherish equal friendships the most.

7. Do you believe in God?
No. At this point in my life I still have not accepted an all supreme being into my heart or mind.

8. Who cares for you most?
I do. But there are many close runners-up.

9. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
Compassion

10. What emotion do you like to show?
Compassion

11. If you have something troubling you, what do you do?
Mumble to myself like a crazy person

12. Whom do you admire most?
That’s hard, because I admire a lot of people pretty equally. I have a lot of admiration in my heart.

13. Whom did you last chat with in a chat room?
I haven’t been in a chat room since high school. So, whoever I name won’t mean anything to you, other than NaT who none of you know very well and who is no longer blogging where I can see it.

14. What kind of person do you think the one you stole this meme from is?
She is intelligent, demanding in a strong and powerful woman way, kind-hearted to her family and close friends, a no bullshitter who hates your bullshit so don’t even go there.

15. What color do [you] dye your hair?
It used to be dyed red. I have not had it dyed since I lived in Vermont, over a year ago. Or cut! The red is still growing out. People at work think it looks pretty rad.

16. Why are you doing this meme?
Because Tense inspires me to do memes. I know some of you hate memes, but… why the hell are you still reading? :p

17. What do you do when you’re moody?
I mumble to myself, mistreat myself, say snarky things, throw tantrums, pout, go to bed, watch trash TV, give you the silent treatment… hmm, I’ll stop there. Oh, and take Midol when it gets really bad.

18. At which age do you wish to or did you, get married?
I was 26. In case you’re new here, I am no longer married.

19. If today is the last day of your life, what will you do?
Probably what I already did today, especially if I don’t know about it: Laundry, Five Guys little bacon cheeseburger, E*Sparks coffee, a visit with Mama Dawg kitties and a chat about MMA with Mr. Clean, a package pickup, kitty foods pick-up, a little friend time on the internets, hanging out with Dawg and the girls, TV. I started reading a book called Posh by Lucy Jackson that one of my favorite co-workers at my current job gave me and the first chapter is about a woman with liver cancer who knows it’s her last day of life so her dying wish is to get a mani-pedi. She dies while getting the manicure, and the manicurist finishes the job because it was stated to her as this woman’s dying wish. I think that’s cool, but that’s me.

20. Who is the person you trust the most?
Myself

21. Last time you smiled?
I smile every day, baby.

22. What are you listening to right now?
The sounds of my neighborhood out the open window.

23. Who was the last person you saw in your dream?
Dawg

24. Are you talking to someone while doing this?
Dawg

25. Do you walk with your eyes open or closed?
If it’s dark I’ll do it with my eyes closed so I can hear my way around, if it’s light I go with the eyes open approach.

26. Is there a quote by which you live?
Nope

27. Do you want someone you cannot have?
I have the one I want.

28. Who always makes you laugh?
Dawg, ALWAYS. Even when he’s trying to be a shit.

29. What was the worst idea you’ve had this week?
Hmm, I’m gonna need to think on this… Maybe to answer the phone when I didn’t recognize the number at work. That turned into a fiasco of ridiculosity. I should have just run for cover to the server room.

30. Do you speak another language other than English?
I speak PoppyDawg, which you might have heard in a personal video or two. We do have our own language. It’s Brawta-y baby talk, but we’re not from Jamaica. (Brawta means “gift” in Jamaican, but because of the way I was introduced to it in 1998 by the Jamaican-Carribean food of Brawta cafe in Brooklyn, it means quintessential Jamaican to me.) I have studied French, German, Chinese, Spanish, Italian, and American Sign Language (which is not spoken, btw, dur) as well as a few programming languages (alllllso not spoken), and tried to self teach Arabic (it’s a very hard language, and before I got anywhere with it I gave all my books and tapes to my co-worker who was about to be deployed; he returned without them, which is totally ok), but I speak English and PoppyDawg.

Wordy, yup. Off to finish my copy of files from the 500GB myBook to my new 1TB myBook so I can give the 500GB to Dawg, and watch The Unborn in the dark all alone while Dawg works a show where he’ll come home covered in puke (I CAN’T WAIT FOR THAT!). Later, gators!