So, Kristen put this up on her Facebook page and I was amused by the idea of trying to do this for my man, even though I know I won’t get it all right, but that’s half the fun, so here goes…
1. He’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen?
The History Channel or CNN.
2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
Salad? Yah, ok.
3. What’s one food he doesn’t like?
Asparagus.
4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order?
Black and tan when he’s a good boy. Jack and Coke when he’s feeling a bit self destructive. (He’s never had one in front of me.) And to eat: Depends on the place.
5. Where did he go to high school?
The High School of Hard Knocks.
6. What size shoe does he wear?
11?
7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be?
He collects stuff. My favorite of his collections is Star Wars.
8. What is his favorite type of sandwich?!
I’m gonna say it depends on the place.
9. What would this person eat every day if he could?
Bacon, bacon, BACON.
10. What is his favorite cereal?
Rice Chex.
11. What would he never wear?
I honestly think he’d wear anything… just maybe not outside the apartment. :grins:
12. What is his favorite sports team?
The New York Yankees.
13. Who did he vote for?
The right person for the job.
14. Who is his best friend?
:smiles: It depends when you ask him but my favorite is when he looks me in the eyes and says “you’re my best friend.”
15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do?
When I am upset about something it’s clear I’m upset but I don’t necessarily speak out my mouth what’s on my mind. Drives him nuts.
16. What is his heritage?
German… with a bit of English by consumption. :grins:
17. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake?
Black Forest.
18. Did he play sports in high school?
Uhhhh… if beating people up counts as a sport, then maybe.
19. What could he spend hours doing?
Sleeping. Reading blogs. Watching UFO Hunters and/or movies. Sitting silently. Hugging me. Repeat.
20. What is one unique talent he has?
The first talent that came to mind is severely dirty and I would feel so bad for my brother if I wrote it down so instead I’ll say: He is a wealth of knowledge on many subjects. It’s pretty fucking cool…
Everything is pretty dead on but #18… because I also threw shotput. Not that there is any inkling that I did though… it’s not like I medaled in it or anything.
“He is a wealth of knowledge on many subjects.” That’s what I would have said. Mostly because I don’t know about the naughty stuff. But good for you!
You guys win hands down for best couple on the internet. Period.
I can’t see Dawg actually beating someone up. Verbally he’ll tear a motherfucker apart but to actually use his fists? Nah – then he might get blood on his boy scouts uniform.
::grin::
Funniest Answer :
2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad?
Salad? Yah, ok.
That was lovely….
So #20 is pretending to like me to my face but dissing me everywhere else? That is dirty.
Dearest Brother, you are a comedian. I was thinking something about s-e-x, duh.
Why would I begrudge you having great sex? That’s just silly.
It took me a while to figure out why an answer about sex would make your BROTHER feel bad. I didn’t know he and Dawg were competing in that category.
[awkward]
It’s OK, I understand now.
My mom doesn’t seem to mind me talking about sex, but I don’t know about my brother.
And please stop making me sick to my stomach mentioning that Dawg and my brother are competing. EW.