Hardly counts as a post but look! I’m posting from my phone!

I am tired and have nothing nice to say (Chef Leah is a slut!!! — see?) so I’ll keep it simple: I miss you all. I don’t like my distinct lack of blog time. I don’t like being disappointing to YOU instead of people who more deserve it.

And I have no resolution for it.

Just acknowledging.

ok, bye!

14 thoughts on “Hardly counts as a post but look! I’m posting from my phone!

  1. Ooooh, I haven’t watched it yet, but judging from last week’s promo, it looks good.

    Hosea and Leah are both bitch cow whores and they totally threw Ariane under the bus. I hope their significant others dropped their sorry asses when they got back.

  2. They BOTH are LOL!

    I still don’t know how they won last night —I guess a lot of schmoozing by the front of house and awesome desserts cover a lot of sins.

    It made for a good show though.

  3. If I said I was disappointed, does that help you out?

    I mean, I don’t mind lying if it makes you feel better.

  4. Oh pu-lease. Disappointing to your readers ? Cut that silliness out this instant ! Your updates are still frequent, and half the time, they’re novel-length. Nothing to apologize for for sure !

    (Not to mention the letting-people-into-your-life-for-a-free-glimpse generosity of the whole blog thing to begin with…)

  5. Leah is a lowlife slime. At first I joked about Hosea in the highest (yeah, like in the Psalm) but now I think he is a lowlife slime, too. These two deserve eachother.

  6. Acccctually, they both deserved to be dumped on the floor by their respective partners, which I’m pretty sure from Leah’s sob story she was and we just don’t know it yet.