The car alarm I cannot effing stand is going off at random intervals to drive me fucking INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE. It’s a light chirp, but it has been going off for over an hour now and I’m about to gouge my ears out so I don’t have to hear it anymore.
I’m hoping the morning will bring a chirp-free existence.
Your turn.
(Turn for what?)
Exactly.
What, really ? Uh, okay….
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
Drunk teenagers who think Yale will not accept them because they drank alcohol while underage are fucking annoying. If you’re paying the bill, they’ll let you do coke in the dean’s office for Pete’s sake!!!
CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP
Being woken up early and told that he is tired of being the only person who gets the kids going in the morning even though the 10 years that he lived in other parts of the country during the school week were designated as my responsibility and NOT considered a big deal.
Oh and someone who has decided that the kids need to take the teacher presents to school today even though tomorrow is the last day of school but is incapable of finding a card (sitting on the dining room table) and filling it out for the teachers even though I made the teacher gifts (bath bombs and chocolate truffles from scratch thankyouverymuch).
Um. I might be on a tear. Sorry. Chirp
Hi Poppy!!
Hope you and Dawg have a very Merry Christmas!! Chirp chirp.
Earplugs are awesome.
Wonder if that’s the same noise my son heard in his HEAD last night. He says to me,
“OMG what IS that?”
I say; “What?”
He’s looking pained, actually very pained, “That NOISE, you can’t tell me you can’t hear it.”
At this point I’m kind of giggling. Yeah yeah bad mommy.
Oh man. Those alarms are so useless. And annoying. All they warn people about is that my kids just hit their cars with the ball while playing outside.
oops… I mean.. did I just say that out loud?? :O
Agents who come in after everyone who could write a check is gone for the day and tell me they need a check in the morning before anyone who could write a check will be in. And I care because……?
Hearing Poppy say “fucking” and quoting Cypress Hill lyrics makes me giggle and forget why I am so damned annoyed – sort of.
At least it is just a “chirp” and not the obnoxious car horn sounding ones.
CHIRP
Chirping car alarms are one of life’s grating annoyances.
Is it a loud chirp? or the annoying fire alarm is going dead chirp?
CHIIIIIIIRP
chirp?
churp!
It was the quiet chirpy kind of alarm, btw. The kind that goes off at random intervals instead of predictable ones so that you’re forced to NOT forget about/ignore it. FUCKERS.