I went to the store. Here’s what I got:
Coke*
cat fud – wet
butter
cottage cheese
hand lotion
potato skins
surprise me
Tide
water
sugar
maple syrup
coffee
garlic
tofu
string cheese
microwave popcorn
wiper fluid
spring rolls
Splenda
Also purchased, although not on the list:
pan-fried noodles
chapstick
ear plugs
Mongolian beef sauce
Exact cost of said purchase: $111.55
I love that number.
*I guess technically all the things I bought which weren’t on the list count as the “surprise me” item, but really the thing I bought that is here but not clear is a surprise for not-me. :smiles:
The term “Mongolian beef sauce” fascinates me. Does it contain your enemies ?
I’ll be brief: Yes. :ninja:
So what will you be doing with the Coke Rewards points for the Coke you’re buying, hmmmmmm?
Avi, I promise you, the Coke I buy is some sort of weird hybrid Coke that defies logic. I’ve looked under the cap of EVERY six-pack of bottles and there are NEVER any codes. I don’t get it. Same happens for the six-packs of Pepsi bottles I buy. I think France is defective.
If you loved me you’d buy 12-packs of cans that have numbers on them!
Damn France.
Avi, but I love Dawg. ( :grins: ) … *running to fridge to check bottoms of Coke zero that have been sitting in fridge forever* HOW FUCKING CHEAPASS IS THAT? THEY GAVE ME ONE CODE ON THE BOX ITSELF FOR 12 CANS!!
You can just love me less than him. It’s okay.
One code for 12 cans is worth 10 points!
How big of you to accept less love. So sweet!
Is the code I just emailed you even valid? I thought Coke codes were 4 sets of numbers, but I’m realizing that is probably software license keys I’m thinking of…
It seems valid – I have an employee who takes care of entering them in for me, so she’ll let me know if it doesn’t work.
:shocked:
for real.
?
:shocked:
I’m not sure if I should think you’re awesome for getting an employee to agree to do that or if I should be pissed at you that you’re making a woman do your manwork.
(I’m neither. I just want more coffee.)
Well, she is more of a personal assistant, so it falls under the general scope of her duties.
Can I have one?
You are funny.
And I am waaay behind on posts!