I like stealing memes way better than being tagged for them.

Leesepea posted this one and then I stole it:

1. Are you taller than your best friend? Yup. :smiles:
2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? A Trend Micro pen that writes really well and reminds me that it just doesn’t work for vendors to try to bribe me with swag.
3. Look at your planner; what were your plans for January 15th? I checked and the day is completely blank. I know I did stuff, but apparently nothing I chose to plan for.
4. What color are your toenails usually? Ew! Feet!! :ill:
5. What was the last thing you highlighted? Well, I didn’t do it, but I had my hair highlighted.
6. What color are the curtains in your bedroom? Dark blue
7. What color are the seats in your car? Black
8. Have you ever had a black and white cat? Yes, Little Kitty :love: :heart: :pinkpuffyheart:
9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on? Car payment.
10. Do you know anyone who lives in Japan? Does Mr. Bob Harris count?
11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time? Because I like having cash for when I need it. Which is rarely, but it’s good to be prepared.
12. Last baby you held? Too Legit to Quit :smiles:
13. Can you spell well? When will the memegods learn that this question annoys me?
14. Do you like cinnamon toothpaste? It’s not what I use, but I’m not opposed. I enjoy cinnamon.
15. How fast have you driven in a car before? I drove 100 mph on the interstate in warm, unprecipitous weather when I received a phone call at work that Allie was missing. When I arrived home she was lazily stretching as she walked out of the closet. The-royal-we do not overreact to missing kitty claims anymore.
16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators? Is this a sports question or a “how would you rather spend your last minute on Earth” question?
17. Last time you went to Six Flags? Never, but I’ve been to an affiliate.
18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house? No
19. Closest thing to you that is yellow? The wall in front of me.
20. Last person who gave you a business card? Our Apple sales rep. He’s new.
21. Who was the last person you wrote a check or money order to? Person? My landlord.
22. Closest framed picture to you? Framed is the photo of me and my brother (I was a newborn, he was six) that is propped up against the wall in my bedroom.
23. Last time you had someone cook for you? Break Boy cooked for me the last time I was over for GH3. His Lovely Wife was not feeling well, or she would have cooked too. I kept asking to help, but… not permitted. I played with the kids instead. BB made two types of tortellini with sauce, pizza, salad, and (something else I know I ate but can’t quite remember). I ate an entire day’s worth of food in just under an hour. I’m a champ.
24. Have you ever felt you weren’t good enough? I used to feel that *a lot* and … now I never do.
25. How many emails do you get in your inbox daily (excluding spam)? I subscribe to blog comments which come in as threaded emails. If I don’t count those, I get very few in my non-work email. In work email? Depends what’s going on. Sometimes 20, sometimes 200, but average is probably 50 which is why I suck at keeping my inbox clear.
26. Last time you received flowers? Mmm, yah, I don’t wanna talk about that. (And stop getting all excited, it was a very unpleasant experience.)
27. What’s one thing you live for? Seeing what life has next for me.
28. Do you play air guitar? Especially when I’m practicing GH3 without a guitar.
29. Has anyone ever proposed to you? Yup.
30. Do you take anything in your coffee? As Beasties Boys say, I like my sugar with coffee and cream.
31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines? Excuse my French, but what the fuck are you talking about?
32. How many books have you read in the last year? I don’t know. More than zero, less than a million.
33. Last person you spoke to from high school? Emily
34. Last time you used hand sanitizer? Yesterday
35. Would you like to learn to play the drums? I’d try. I get a little excited about the beat and tend to go ahead of it unless I’m singing and then I rock it.
36. What color are the blinds in your living room? I don’t have blinds, I have curtains.
37. Have you ever developed your own film? Yes, in high school for both computer club (don’t ask me why) and yearbook (that one makes sense).
38. Last thing you read in the newspaper? That Giuliani was dropping out of the presidential candidate race. (I don’t read hardcopy newspapers so much…)
39. What was the last pageant or play you attended? Um, yup. That one with the ship and the people who are rich and the person who isn’t and it’s a musical and… um, it’s funny. Yah. I forget. You know which one I mean?
40. What is the last place you bought pizza from? The grocery store — Uno’s Chicago style pizza from the deli section (not frozen).
41. Have you ever worn a crown? Burger King crowns count, right? :grins:
42. What is the last thing you stapled? Some papers for a hiring committee I’m on.
43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi? Nope.
44. Are you ticklish? For the right people, yes. But watch out for my feet. It hurts when I kick you in the crotch.
45. Last time you saw fireworks? Disney Magic Kingdom in Orlando in October.
46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut? I have never ever had a Krispy Kreme doughnut.
47. Who is the last person that left you a message, and you actually returned it? Heh, I don’t tend to return messages. :smiles:
48. Last time you parked under a carport? I have no fucking clue.
49. Do you have a black dog? No.
50. Can you give one reason why David Caruso is allowed to keep acting? Because people enjoy his corniness? I have no idea why, can’t fucking stand him.
51. Are you an aunt or uncle? I am an aunt to many kitties and to two humans.
52. Who has the most gorgeous eyes that you know of? Matt Damon
53. Last time you saw a semi truck? I see them all the time.
54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe? How many cool points do I lose for saying I don’t?
55. Do you have a little black dress? Uhhhh huh. :grins:

That’s it? Hmm. Ok. Do this if you wanna!