Dawg sent me the billions portion of his newest air assault.
The only thing that chafes my ass is that he gave me something I can’t actually use since I. LIVE. ALONE. How kind of him to remind me. Pass the bowl of gravy and the tiny violin.
Poppy Cedes
I love Monopoly. I love Monopoly so much that I would even play Cat Monopoly. Well, I think I would.
I wanted to send the dog version… but they were out of stock.
You really would’ve hated it then.
Truly. :grins:
Fab, I still hate Monopoly, but I love cats.
Dawg, I think if you had sent me dog Monopoly I would have set it on fire on camera, so that would have been a much higher energy event.
Heh. Heh. Fire. Fire. Heh. Heh.
Maybe when you get your ponies and your billions you can set those on fire.
Since I have decided to be nice to you, here’s my nice comment:
First of all, that gift is precious. It really is. I mean that.
Second of all, if I WERE going to be mean, I would say that you are the old lady with the cats. But since I am NOT being mean, I won’t say that.
Really, it is very cute, and it was worth the 8 FUCKING MINUTES.
You could teach Ripley how to play. I think she is very intelligent, with a competitive instinct.
Okay, that’s awesome. Here’s what we do – set up webcams, and we’ll play that way!
Abs, he told me he meant to get me the dog version but it was sold out. So, it might be precious but his intentions were NOT.
Bearette, I think that’d actually work.
Avi, when you’re sick you come up with the brilliantest ideas. RETURN OF THE WEBCAMS!!!!!! But I still hate Monopoly. Can we all play something FUN instead?
Monopoly is teh awesome!
You do the drugs. Do you smoke the marijuana too? (My grandparents always used modifiers with drug names…”the alcohol,” “the marijuana,” etc…) It was a riot to hear them try to talk about it.
Me? I’m on “the vodka” and “the chocolate.” (And perhaps, when I’m livin’ large “the skelaxin.”)
Avi, it’s entirely possible I will enjoy Monopoly now. But I have the cat version, so everyone else has to get the cat version.
Chicka, I don’t actually do the drugs. I just like to say that to mock the fly-bys who leave me mean and nasty comments about my name and my purported drug use. I ingest caffeine and alcohol, and sometimes
TylenolAdvil PM when I can’t sleep.HAHA! Chicka, we put the “THE” in front of everything too… it was always “The Pot”, but also “The Transit” which you may be the only person to understand.
Poppy… saying that you do “the drugs” was the least believable phrase ever… EVER!
Merci, Maman. As it should be.
I’m at work and can’t watch this video right now but I want to so badly because it sounds like you got Catopoly? If you did, I HAVE IT, TOO! And no one to play with! I think webcamcatopoly is a great idea! But maybe I should calm down and comment again later, when I’m at home, and have watched the video.
DEAR POPPY,
PLEASE MOVE THE MICROPHONE CLOSER TO YOUR FACE AND / OR SPEAK THE FUCK UP.
KTHXBY.
LOVE,
MISS ANN WHO IS OLD AND DEAF.
Sour, yup. :grins: :grins: :grins:
Miss Ann, I noes. :frown: I was so low energy that I couldn’t even feign loud voice. Trust me, the next video I make will be LOUD and BOOMING. Check back tomorrow.
Maman: Yes, she does the caffeine, the alcohol, and the Tylenol PM. Wildwoman, that Poppy.
(And Oy, the Transit. Never speak of it again.) :shh:
PARTY AT POPPY’S! BRING YOUR WEBCAMS!
(Kidding. Don’t actually show up to my place. I have no furniture, and I don’t let people come over.)
Poppy, you’re never alone with the voices in your head.
i want that kthxby.
I hate Monopoly.
Still, it is cute, even if the intentions were not.
I would like to see a (shortened version) of webcam Monopoly with Avi, though. That would be funny. I will even place bets on who will win!
Chicka, tends to only be the one voice in my head, but it’s loud and clear.
Miss Ann, I am writing that down.
Sybil, I will win because Avi doesn’t have Cat Monopoly so he will lose.
Tylenol PM rocks. Herb tea is a close second and Postum (a wheat-based drink)is third, but it’s no longer manufactured.
I have now watched the video and… I LOVE YOUR VERSION OF CAT MONOPOLY. The pieces are way cool and the cards are fabulous! I will make/send a video of my game to show you the differences and if there aren’t too many, we should totally play over webcam or at least figure out if it’s possible to do that. I’m not a fan of monopoly either (the whole buying of houses/hotels bores me) but, at the same time, I’m so excited!