In his latest war video that explains what is to be done with the 72 bars of chocolate sent to the city Dawg asks, “so tell me, Poppy, I consumed all the chocolate, how you doin’ on the Jell-O?”
10 boxes of pudding to a blogger who will make me the best chocolate creme pie on the planet
9 boxes of pudding to PiC and His Lovely Wife who will feed me pudding when I come over for Nigel hallway games
8 boxes of gelatin (5 cherry, 3 berry) to Break Boy and His Lovely Wife to feed to the children they claim are theirs but are secretly all. mine.
12 boxes of gelatin (6 cherry, 6 berry) to Da Bomb whose daughter and husband will make me lovely (non-pornographic, tyvm) Jell-O concoctions
This leaves me with 33 boxes of Jell-O — one box for each year of my life. That seems fitting…
I was asked by one person to send Jell-O but he wanted to make pornographic things with my Jell-O. No porning the Poppy. (Ohhhhh, that’s just a little too hilarious for this early in the morning.)
We’re never going to get Jello wrestling, are we? :crying:
Porn King, :grins: You funny. :pfft: :winks:
(PS — Nope.)
I do believe you’re trying to start trouble. :winks: I cannot lie, I do :pinkpuffyheart: the trouble.
You can do pornographic things with Jell-O??? :shocked:
I don’t believe you. :hand:
Prove it. :hrmph:
Dirty Dawg, finally the real truth about what you want me to do with the Jell-O comes out… So, I’ll send the Jell-O to Avi and he’ll show you what can be done with it, since he’s the one who offered to porn it up. :winks:
Wouldn’t it be funny if it turned out you also had 33 years LEFT to live?
Fab, no, it really wouldn’t. I’m living to 92, dammit!
I wish they made vegetarian Jell-o. Actually, I never really liked Jell-o, so no I don’t. I just wanted to be included.
I was trying to figure out why Dawg was talking about chocolate, since I couldn’t find a thingy where he showed the chocolate. I am sure I just missed it.
Noelle, there is animal free gelatin in the world. It’s just not Jell-O brand. You’re included if you wanna be.
Abs, you didn’t leave a comment on the post where I linked to his video, so maybe you just missed it. Here it is for you. :smiles:
Excuse me, Ms. Cedes, but the Porn King is MY husband… not Avitable… and I fear what he might try to do with Jell-O. I have hear the applesauce story already and it is revolting. I
LM, I *thought* that name sounded vaguely familiar when I used it. Hmm. Yah. Yuck.
This little ‘war’ got funny…and you did good!
Mmm, yah. The war is more like a sitcom…
Ok. Now I get it.
Morgeborg, I’m so glad you took the time to understand. It’s not like your daughter’s awesome spinny videos, but pretty high up there!