If ever I was deserving of an award…

Posted on January 25, 2008 by Poppy Cede

The lovely and sailorly talented Sybil knows me quite well. She awarded me the F bomb because I SWEAR LIKE AFUCKINGSAILOR. :grins:

I shall cherish this award always. And I would like to take this opportunity to call out the following fellow fuckchuckers in alphabetical blogger name order:

Abs
Bdogg
Chris Cactus
Crys
Dawg
Kim
Miss Ann

Geek, you don’t get this award. You’re just a dirty old man. When we’re passing around the dirty old man award I promise you’ll win it. (Am I right, or am I right?)

DB? Same thing for when the dirty hawt woman award passes through town. :pinkpuffyheart:

Some of you who deserve to be on this list were already named or will be by someone else so stop glaring at me or I’ll sick Ripley on you. :winks:

PS – This has nothing to do with cursing, other than I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!!@@!~!@@!!~!!!!!!!!!!!@!~~~!

39 thoughts on “If ever I was deserving of an award…”

Sybil Law on January 25, 2008 at 10:02 said:

Fuckchuckers?! Hahahahaha that is funny! :laughs: Never heard that before!
How do you hear about all these movies? I’ve never heard of it! Then again, I am a nerdy, foul mouthed hermit, essentially.
You are awesome. :smiles:
Aaron on January 25, 2008 at 11:14 said:

Way to spread the Romero word, man. I feel like I’ve touched a life this morning.
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 11:21 said:

Sybil, blame it on Aaron. He’s a zombie god.

Aaron, you had me at “Funky”.
Avitable on January 25, 2008 at 11:27 said:

Unfortunately, I’ve heard bad things about this from huge Romero fans. It’s worse than Land was.
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 11:28 said:

Avi, I kinda doughnut care, I stillllll wannnaaaaa seeeeeee iiiiitttttt.
Kris on January 25, 2008 at 12:03 said:

ZOMG! I can’t wait for the movie either.

GRAINNNNSSS…. (that’s from a health-conscious zombie…who would not be me.)
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 12:05 said:

Kris, BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Feta plus falafel tastes like meatballs, and I’m pretty sure meatballs taste like brains, so… YAY!
Miss Ann Thrope on January 25, 2008 at 12:11 said:

zOMG! ZOMBIES! It’s all about the zombies, dontchaknow. Don’t forget to bring bacon.

Thanks for da bomb. I’ll cherish it always.
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 12:21 said:

Miss Ann, :pinkpuffyheart: And… Mmmmmmmmmmm, bacon…
Mr. Fabulous on January 25, 2008 at 13:30 said:

Chicks who swear a lot are hawt.
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 13:34 said:

Fab, yes we are. And we know it. :winks:
Mr. Fabulous on January 25, 2008 at 13:53 said:

Smooth and genderless though you may be.
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 14:52 said:

I am only smooth and genderless to you. Everyone else is aware of my curvature.
Mr. Fabulous on January 25, 2008 at 16:09 said:

Alleged curvature.
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 17:36 said:

I think you’re the only one who thinks it’s alleged. Four bloggers actually felt the curvature in October when they hugged me. Because hugging me is awesome.

( :grins: )
Avitable on January 25, 2008 at 17:38 said:

This is true. I even popped a semi.
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 17:42 said:

Just a half chub?! Dude, wtf?!
Avitable on January 25, 2008 at 17:43 said:

Well, we had company!
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 17:44 said:

:laughs: So you were just being polite. I see.
Mr. Fabulous on January 25, 2008 at 18:30 said:

Oh great, bring up the October visit that I was not invited to. Nice. :crying:
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 18:41 said:

Next time. :winks:

But I promise to continue to be smooth and genderless just for you. How’s that?
Mr. Fabulous on January 25, 2008 at 19:01 said:

I guess that’s something…
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 19:08 said:

Aww, now you’re all mopey.
Mr. Fabulous on January 25, 2008 at 19:10 said:

Nah, no use crying over spilt milk. Nothing but love here. :love:
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 19:37 said:

A true statement. :smiles: :love:
geek on January 25, 2008 at 20:52 said:

HEhehehehe :winks:

MMMMM bacoooon.
Maman on January 25, 2008 at 21:00 said:

Poppy, my love,

What does a gal have to fucking do to get on that motherfucking sailor list?

Is there some fucking cocksucker that I have to blow? :angel:
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 21:18 said:

Geek, *drool*

Maman, why would you blow the cocksucker and not the cock? :chicken: :chicken:
Maman on January 25, 2008 at 21:23 said:

it is possible for a cocksucker to also have a cock… although I admit that it would be unlikely that there would be someone with a cock that is keeping me from the sailor prize…. You, I presume, do have a cock.
Maman on January 25, 2008 at 21:24 said:

NOT, NOT… is what I mean’t… what is wrong with my goddam fingers… why won’t they keep up with my freaking brain~!
Poppy Cede on January 25, 2008 at 21:28 said:

I was definitely being facetious. Round here there’s no cock to blow to get you on the list, though. Sorry. My place, my rules. You’re too lady-like for this award, Maman. :winks:
Maman on January 26, 2008 at 00:17 said:

Crap… I am too lady like to you and considered the devil incarnate here. I think I should try to reverse that.
Chris on January 26, 2008 at 13:38 said:

Fuck yeah! I’m fucking honored!
Poppy Cede on January 26, 2008 at 18:21 said:

Maman, I agree. Get to work on being bad. :winks:

Mr. Rude Cactus, you fucking better be! :winks:
The Absurdist on January 26, 2008 at 19:01 said:

Fuck you, you fucking bitch. I never fucking cuss…. Not even if a fucking bus was goign to fucking run over me if I didn’t fucking get out of the fucking way…
Poppy Cede on January 26, 2008 at 19:24 said:

Whore. :winks:
kim on January 28, 2008 at 20:26 said:

An award? For lil’ ol’ me? Fuck yeah!

I’d like to thank the fucking Academy but due to the fucking writer’s strike, I don’t believe I’m allowed to.

Thanks, Pop.
Poppy Cede on January 28, 2008 at 20:35 said:

Kim, you totally fucking deserve it, Sailor Girl.
DutchBitch on January 31, 2008 at 10:44 said:

Oh goodie! Can’t wait for that Dirty Hawt Woman award to pass thru town then! :grins: