It’s no secret, I’m kinda freaked out by feet. They get us where we’re going and to me that’s pretty much all they’re good for. You wiggle your bare foot at me and I’m either going to silently scream about it or scream out loud about it. And Fab, that fucking SOB, has figured that out. He has also told the entire world that I like people peeing on me. This is neither confirmed nor denied because I’ve never actually had it happen, but I do know I don’t want to be shat upon, thanksverymuchly.
I would post a photo to go along with this, but it’d logically be a photo of FEET, and… NO. So go see Fab’s fucking foot over at Fab’s fucking blog. :smiles: :love:
His post was awesome. I might have to post my feet tomorrow.
Eww! Feet!
Yeah, the peed on thing kind of threw me.
You should enlist the help of Ninja Turtles.
They fight the foot all the time.
Avi, we’ve all seen your feet already. Or at least that damn toe hanging out of that damn sock.
NPW, AGREED!
Britt, all I said was I can’t handle feet or shit. He extrapolated that meant I wanted to be peed on. If it was a life or death situation and I had to have feet, shit, or pee on me I’d probably choose the pee.
Creature, know where I can find said Ninja Turtles? I think I’m gonna need them.
Well, first of all, you’ll need a crowbar to lift the shower lid…
uh… sewer. I don’t know what I was thinking there.
Creature, the shower drain does lead to the sewer, so good enough. I may need to borrow said crowbar… Anyone got a crowbar?
Ugh. That whole convo on Fab’s blog was icky.
I don’t have a problem with my own feet, naturally, but I don’t really like other people’s. I mean, I can look at them without barfing but they better not touch me. And men usually have the worst feet.
I have a friend who’s usually barefoot when I visit and he constantly touches & wiggles his toes, which are NOT attractive. It makes me want to scream and throw a pair of socks at him.
As for your comment about pee (ugh!), it did kinda sound like you PREFERRED or were open to being peed on… not like you were forced to choose ‘tween the lesser of three evils.
Sour, comedic value only. I do NOT want to be peed on. No no no no no. And people touching their feet makes me throw up in my mouth a little. ESPECIALLY if they don’t go wash their hands directly after. UGH! UGH! :ill:
I DIDN’T NEED TO SEE THAT OMG!!!
Crys, neither did I. NEITHER DID I.
I just can’t understand someone who refuses to have ANYTHING to do with feet, yet also refuses to take the golden shower card off the table.
And Crystal? Please. You LOVED it! :shh:
Fab.
Golden shower card was never actually ON the table, except in joke form. NO PEEING ON THE POPPY.
Classic backpedal.
You’d still pee on me though, right? That’s really what I was shooting for all along.
Would it be a problem if the crowbar was soiled with the blood of a million screaming souls ?
Fab, am I getting some sort of payment for peeing on you? Or is this just out of the kindness of my heart?
Creature, I’m not touching a crowbar that has been used nefariously.
If you think about it, it’s perfect. What you do is pee on my FEET. I get a golden shower, and you get to express your derision of feet in a very bold and unique way.
Everybody wins!
Hmm, I guess it depends where we are when I pee on your feet. And I still want some sort of a tangible gift for fulfilling your sick fantasy.
Sigh…you are sapping my strength :pfft:
YES! I am winning!!!!!
(BTW, just to be clear for the people who think I’m serious about peeing on ANYONE: I am absolutely 100% kidding. There will be no peeing. Not even if you paid me $1 billion in small unmarked bills.)
Oh that is such crap LOL. A billion dollars? I’d let you sodomize me with a toilet plunger for a billion dollars.
You might let me, but I wouldn’t do it!
That’s it! I am crossing you off my list of possible future sex partners, regardless of your off-the-chart cuteness. You are too high maintenance! :hrmph:
OMG you just made me laugh my fucking ASS off. I am not high maintenance, I just know my limits. :pfft:
Yeah, I’ll concede that. I have never really gotten a high maintenance vibe from you. :smiles:
Confident woman does not equal high maintenance woman. :winks: :love:
THAT WAS NOT NECESSARY!
Ewwwwwwwwwww.
Ick.
I must go vomit now.
Sybil, :laughs:
Oh, and all this time I thought it was pronounced “pop-PEE”.
Wah, u iz clevah. :grins:
Wow. Just wow.
I think Fab just became my new blog hero.
Poppy is open for gifts from boys…
Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa-ahhh heh, hehhheh
Dawg, :shh: I know you’re just trying to get people to send me presents so that I’ll make tons of videos. I am onto you… :pfft:
Geek, :winks: