Would someone please go get me some cough medicine and a cup of coffee?
28 thoughts on “Damn this not having a man around the house thing”
Are you willing to wait for me to the make the 37 gajillion mile drive to deliver it?
Yes, although I am guessing my cold will be better by then. And if you start now you’ll get here tomorrow when I’m out of town. Oops. :grins:
(But, still, YAY!!!!!!!)
France is kinda close.. but not close enough to keep the coffee hot.
Also, I don’t really know how to make coffee.
I don’t want you to make me coffee, I want you to buy me coffee and bring it to me. I’ll pay you back. And I don’t mind room temperature coffee. :smiles:
Okay, now I only have to pass the hurdly of having no driver’s license.
Perhaps you could ride your bike? Do you have a bike?
I used to. It kinda.. rusted away.
Perhaps you could call someone for me to go get these things when my voice is too squeaky for me to call? I’m all better now, so I don’t need it anymore, but there’s ALWAYS a next time.
Such might be doable.
If foreign country calls aren’t blocked on my phone line. Which I’m not sure of. : x
Or you could just think really hard about cough medicine and coffee showing up in my home and they magically appear? That could work, too!
Either that or I lean out my window and yell.
That’d have to be a pretty amazing yell… Like the one in Run Lola Run, maybe?
I think I’ll do it like the Hulk. Whatever he does, it’s powerful. :ill:
Ahh, yes, The Hulk! Good call! Minus the being ill part.
You’d feel ill, too, if your pants suddenly were 10 sizes too small.
Mmm, yes, ill *and* angry.
You need a butler. Or a maid. Or some kind of personal assistant.
Wah, a great idea. I have an idea that trumps it: How about I’m never sick and life is never complicated so I don’t need someone to manage or clean up after my life? :grins:
When I was at The Home Depot yesterday, there’s an entire section called “Tool Rental.”
I half expected to walk in with a bunch of morons on the wall and I could just pick one or two and rent him by the hour.
:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: Awesome! I am quite sure I don’t want a dumbass doing my bidding for me. I’d rather have someone who cares for me in some capacity doing things for me out of the kindness of their heart.
Good grief. That was entirely too many comments for what that itty bitty post warranted.
But…
If it hadn’t gone on so long, I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to appreciate Wayne’s “Tool Rental” comment. :laughs:
Are you willing to wait for me to the make the 37 gajillion mile drive to deliver it?
Yes, although I am guessing my cold will be better by then. And if you start now you’ll get here tomorrow when I’m out of town. Oops. :grins:
(But, still, YAY!!!!!!!)
France is kinda close.. but not close enough to keep the coffee hot.
Also, I don’t really know how to make coffee.
I don’t want you to make me coffee, I want you to buy me coffee and bring it to me. I’ll pay you back. And I don’t mind room temperature coffee. :smiles:
Okay, now I only have to pass the hurdly of having no driver’s license.
Perhaps you could ride your bike? Do you have a bike?
I used to. It kinda.. rusted away.
Perhaps you could call someone for me to go get these things when my voice is too squeaky for me to call? I’m all better now, so I don’t need it anymore, but there’s ALWAYS a next time.
Such might be doable.
If foreign country calls aren’t blocked on my phone line. Which I’m not sure of. : x
Or you could just think really hard about cough medicine and coffee showing up in my home and they magically appear? That could work, too!
Either that or I lean out my window and yell.
That’d have to be a pretty amazing yell… Like the one in Run Lola Run, maybe?
Nah, not like that one. Hated that movie.
I’m trying to think of other movies where people yell loud enough for the whole world to see. I think there’s at least one more on the tip of my brain, but I can’t think of it… Is there a yelling scene in Amélie, maybe?
And by see I of course mean hear. (sigh)
I think I’ll do it like the Hulk. Whatever he does, it’s powerful. :ill:
Ahh, yes, The Hulk! Good call! Minus the being ill part.
You’d feel ill, too, if your pants suddenly were 10 sizes too small.
Mmm, yes, ill *and* angry.
You need a butler. Or a maid. Or some kind of personal assistant.
Wah, a great idea. I have an idea that trumps it: How about I’m never sick and life is never complicated so I don’t need someone to manage or clean up after my life? :grins:
When I was at The Home Depot yesterday, there’s an entire section called “Tool Rental.”
I half expected to walk in with a bunch of morons on the wall and I could just pick one or two and rent him by the hour.
:laughs: :laughs: :laughs: Awesome! I am quite sure I don’t want a dumbass doing my bidding for me. I’d rather have someone who cares for me in some capacity doing things for me out of the kindness of their heart.
Good grief. That was entirely too many comments for what that itty bitty post warranted.
But…
If it hadn’t gone on so long, I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to appreciate Wayne’s “Tool Rental” comment. :laughs:
Did you just call Wayne a tool?
:grins:
No, I did not. :shocked: Pay attention!
I know, I’m such an instigator.