22 thoughts on “ZOMG STFU al-GD-ready!

  1. ADW, conciseness is generally underrated. I appreciate it.

    Sybil, be careful of the cats. They’ll suck the life out of you.

    Geek, I highly doubt anything to do with the Spears family goes in a “what to do” book, but plenty goes in the “what to don’t” book (you heard me right, they’re white trash, they donutknowhowtotalk.)

    Dawg, she’s 16, ya perv.

    Jen, whole-heartedly agree.

    Fab, I heartily chuckled at your comment. I think they put the birth control on the nightstand and babytalk at it, “now you do your job, Mr. BC” and then they dive in.

  2. Considering she is 16 and living with her 19 year old boyfriend… I believe 15 is legal in Louisiana.

    Gotta :love: the southern hospitality…

  3. Yeah, but isn’t the big part of that story that she was knocked up by Presidential Hopeful and metrosexual John Edwards? Or are my own news feeds blurring together?

  4. The trash doesn’t fall far from the garbage can.

    I’m tired of it, but not surprised in the least.

    Have you ever seen “Idiocracy?” Kinda reminds me of that…

  5. Yes I care cuz she’s 16 and my daughter is 13 and Jamie seemed to be the sane one – we watched her quite a bit on Disney channel and I just don’t want that kind of crappy situations exposed to my young’ens. They can find out how horrible the world is when they’re older – I do NOT want this to seem like “it’s ok” when she’s this impressionable.

    Maybe I’m the only parent of a early teen? Maybe I’m the only parent who cares? I don’t know.

    But heck yeah I care.

  6. I’m surprised she’s pregnant and it’s not by her cousin. After all, ya’ll… I’m just saying. :winks:

  7. I have daughters that watch those chippies on the TV… I am not thrilled at the moment. but then I have already explained that I will not be raising their bastard spawn if they are presented to me or throwing a celebrity baby shower…

  8. Normally, I wouldn’t give a crap.

    But I have a seven year old and a ten year old who watch Nickalodeon…and watch Zoey 101 occassionally. They know who she is.

    Thank God for Hannah Montana.

  9. okay little miss “I was on the inet at 13″.

    I STILL don’t get all your fricken’ acronyms. Remind me what ZOMG is? I know the OMG part.

    And what is STFU? Shut the fuck up?