I assure you, I am an alto

…but I can make high-pitched noises in order to drive Ripley insane. I know my hair is in the way, but, it’s pretty obvious what she’s doing.

I have no idea what that song is. I think I made it up. I just sing it to drive her fucking bonkers. Works. (Drives me bonkers too. It’s creeeeeeepy.)

4 thoughts on “I assure you, I am an alto

  1. Sybil, thank you. Yes, creepy. I promise not to do it again. The next vid will be me whistling to her. That drives her equally insane.

    Sour, I’m surprised she didn’t break out of her kitty silence to say, “how bout a cup of shut the fuck up?”

    Avi, I only sing to her because it drives HER crazy!