Am I the only one who wonders aloud in my head, “what would Tyler Durden do?”
Yes? Hmm. Ok.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about:
1. You are no longer cool.
2. You haven’t seen Fight Club enough or perhaps read a Chuck Palahniuk novel lately.
3. You don’t read celebrity blogs.
4. You’ve repressed. Unrepress, silly.
I actually have on occasion.
Then I go make a bar of soap.
Beat the crap out of myself and then conjure up an imaginary Helena Bonham Carter as my girlfriend?
Sounds like my usual weekend.