Has anyone else played the card game “Mao”? I used to play it all the time with my friends in my late teens and early 20s. I think back on it fondly because I was the perfect dictator. I always busted everyone for all their offenses, particularly reveling in my cruelty when I got to yell “taking too long!” (I’m secretly very mean. 
And 中國人 。)
Poppy Cedes
I’ve never even heard of it! Maybe it’s a game from your day – you know, since you’re older than me and all.
Ahem, OLD MAN! You’re in your 30s now, you can’t claim to be young anymore.
We are going to play this game and I am going to boss you around and you are going to like it. 
Yes ma’am.