I am pretty. I am funny. I am internet famous.

I get a lot of accolades, including this one:

2007 Most Entertaining Blogger

…which I am mostest proudest of.

I am also proud of:

You Are The Beary Best

Karl loves me Brilliante Weblog Premio 2008

DutchBitch thinks my blog is Excellent Dawg thinks my blog is Excellent

My blog is cool, yo. I brought R2-D2 sexy back. I have personality. dammit.

And I miss Puppy Monster.

Everything else about me you'll pick up from my blog. Well, almost everything else. :)