A. I am a kid would of course imply that you have managed to move time backwards and that we will all be thousands of years older than you by the time you get back to us.
Both are true, and the answer to “why” is that you like ice cream. My favorite is banana pudding flavored. What’s yours? I like big spoons. One time I had a big spoon and I ate all the ice creamm all at once and I got a big headache and Billy said my head would explode if that happened but Suzie said ignore him because he’s a big doodyhead. Or is it he *was* a big doodyhead?
May 15th, 2009 at 8:05 am
A.
You’re cute as heck, but you are not, really, a kid.
:P
May 15th, 2009 at 8:12 am
I would go with “I’ve been eating ice cream since 1971″. ;-) Yes, I iz old.
And Google says since I was a kid.
May 15th, 2009 at 8:22 am
A
What Sybil said.
Expand out B.
“I have been eating ice cream since I am a kid.” Makes no sense, see? Unless you are a kid.
May 15th, 2009 at 8:31 am
A
Unless your suddenly underage again in which case… I need to run to Mexico.
Adios!
May 15th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Mikey, write it out in French.
I think Cultured Wannabes say it how European languages are constructed. And they sound stupid.
Most recently noticed on The Real Housewives of NY Reunion.
(It is soooo good to have my old phone back so I can type again!)
May 15th, 2009 at 8:50 am
“Je mange de la crème glacée depuis que j’étais petit”
But I see what you mean, because I could totally see some people say:
“Je mange de la crème glacée depuis que je suis enfant”.
But to me that sounds like you’re still a kid.
I like ice cream. Piccolo Grande over lunch!
May 15th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Are you currently a kid ?
May 15th, 2009 at 9:14 am
C. I have been eating ice cream since it’s damn tasty!
May 15th, 2009 at 10:08 am
A. I am a kid would of course imply that you have managed to move time backwards and that we will all be thousands of years older than you by the time you get back to us.
May 15th, 2009 at 11:23 am
A is gramatically correct.
B could be, if there were a properly-placed comma.
“I have been eating ice cream, since I’m a kid.”
May 15th, 2009 at 11:24 am
And apparently gramatically should be grammatically. Fingers ahead of braims. Surry!
May 15th, 2009 at 11:33 am
When I first read “comma” I read it as “coma” which fit in nicely with the general Zombie Theme.
May 15th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I’m not that interested in grammar, but now I really want some ice cream.
May 15th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
It’s A. And as a two-time Poppy Awards winner for best grammar and spelling blog, I don’t need to provide an explanation. ;-)
May 16th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Obviously, as everyone has said, it’s A. B could only apply if the speaker is currently a child. Or possibly a child trapped in Tom Hanks’s body.
May 27th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Both are true, and the answer to “why” is that you like ice cream. My favorite is banana pudding flavored. What’s yours? I like big spoons. One time I had a big spoon and I ate all the ice creamm all at once and I got a big headache and Billy said my head would explode if that happened but Suzie said ignore him because he’s a big doodyhead. Or is it he *was* a big doodyhead?