Summary of time: Today’s that crazy day where you set your clock an hour ahead for no reason. But not everywhere, just some places.
Summary of Watchmen: I saw a blue penis. Like, a lot of times. And the chick next to me whined a lot.
Summary of Borders: Newly acquired reads are I Was Told There’d Be Cake by Sloane Crosley (compared to David Sedaris and Sarah Vowell, so 
) and The Knife Man: Blood, Body Snatching, and the Birth of Modern Surgery by Wendy Moore. Cannot wait to read those!
Summary of Five Guys Burgers and Fries: Really awesome bacon cheeseburger with ketchup, mustard, mayo, lettuce, tomato, pickle, grilled onions, and a sesame seed bun. The peanut-oil-cooked fries from Teton, I-da-hooooo were just a’ight. The fountain soda was awesome. But, dude, piece of advice: It’s actually not great marketing to tell me you were awesomely accoladed through 2007 but received absolutely no recognition for awesomeness in 2008. That just makes me think you are starting to suck.
Summary of taxes: The government has decided it owes me money based on the programmer’s recommendation to half the house sale amounts in Turbo Tax, since I obviously (really) didn’t get more than 50% of the profit from the house sale.
Summary of my wardrobe: I bought Mikey‘s frakin’ flakes shirt which Dawg took pictures of, and I got a ton of clothes from New York & Company on Sheila‘s advice, as well as a bunch of t-shirts from Snorg and Threadless. Also, today I wore my Mickey Mouse shirt for Lisa.
Summary of home life: I’m crazy. In other news, my mom and stepdad are coming next weekend! In other other news, Dawg really is the best boyfriend. And, I’m crazy. I should probably have that checked.
Summary of work life: Surveillance cameras were installed. Let’s just say we’re having way more fun catching people doing redonkulous things that aren’t intended to be captured… such as the receptionist giving such an abysmal tip to a delivery guy that he throws the money back at her.
Summary of subway life: I prefer the F train, and I prefer when Dawg drives me to the station where I can pick up said F train, but I still am fine with the J and the E.
Summary of NYC life: I pre-ordered the Canon PowerShot SX200IS 12 MP Digital Camera with 12x Wide Angle Optical Image Stabilized Zoom and 3.0-inch LCD in red because it is lightweight but high quality. Once I get it I will be taking waaaaaaay more shots on the way to and from work, in addition to weekend fun shots.
Summary of Vermont life: I have no flipping idea because no one returns my calls or my emails. Thanks, all. (No, Brother, I don’t mean you. But, hi, how are ya?)
Summary of the fridge: Lots of ice cream, lots of Texas toast, lots of Coke, lots of cheese. And ice. Lots of ice.
Later, -at(o/e)rs.
March 8th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Hey did I ever tell you that I love crazy?
Well, I do. ;)
March 8th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Normal is overrated.
Vermont is in the mud, brown grass and frost heaves season. Yesterday it made it to 50F so all the crazy Vermonters like me went outside in a T-shirt getting funny looks from the flatlanders in their winter coats.
March 8th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Hey, join the club: I’m crazy, too.
Have a great week!
J.
March 8th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Setting the clock back is getting old, at least for me it is. Of course, this week, I’m in a state where they do not observe DST (and it’s not Arizona).
Five Guys… I tried them once, it was ok, but pretty pricey for a burger. I may try them again, but not sure when.
March 8th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
I love 5 Guys. The burgers are amazing, and the fries take some getting used to, but once you’re used to them, they’re like crack. I want some right now!
The girl next to you at Watchmen was whining? About the blue penis?
March 8th, 2009 at 4:28 pm
I really hated when Indiana went to Daylight Savings.
Of course, now I’m in California again, so….
I enjoyed 5 Guys in Indiana as well, though sometimes the burgers were a little overcooked. I never had a problem with the fries.
March 8th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Thanks for the book recommendations!! I really needed something to read, too. Yes!
You make crazy awfully cute. :)
March 8th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Am I the only who has never heard of 5 Guys? It sounded scrumptious (minus the onions – yuck!) but then I went to their website. No trans fat? Not even a teeny tiny bit? But, but, that’s the stuff that makes it taste good! ::whine::
I hope you like NY&Co’s clothes – I love ‘em.
March 9th, 2009 at 12:54 am
Haven’t done Five Guys Burgers yet, but I have had Five Napkin Burger over on the West Side. De-fuckin-lish.
March 9th, 2009 at 11:06 am
I only recently discovered Five Guys, but I love it.
I’ve been thinking about ordering that SX200IS, but I hesitate because I think I’ll always be disappointed with things like shutter lag when compared to my SLR. Plus, I just recently bought a (~21X) “travel” lens for my SLR with most of the justification being that none of the pocketable cameras offered what I wanted. And then this camera was announced. Doh!
March 9th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Did you eat all of the Hot Pockets already???
May 9th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
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