I am Jack's smirking revenge.
Yesterday at 5:28pm Eastern marked a momentous occasion:
Adam Heath Avitable made his 1000th comment on my blog, in which he said:
“When I reach 1000, maybe I should stop commenting forever.”
Too bad he’s not commenting anymore or else he could totally answer the question: “Would you like a cake for this achievement?” (He loves cake.) So, instead, a classic video:
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
commentsAllie loves it when I clean her ears with Q-tips. She's purrrrrrring.
commentsVoodoo doughnut. Nuff said.
commentsShhhh, don't tell anybody, but the landlord just told me there's free cable here. (Not. gonna. do. it.)
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Yay! I love that video!
I’ll go wait by the mailbox for my cake. Srsly.
Oh my gosh is that the awesome 80s horror movie? I’ve totally seen that
I sure as Hell hope you finally watched that damn movie, Adam!
Yeesh!
poor poppy.
Adam is a jerk!
(I have never seen or heard of that movie.)
If you were to send me treats I’d watch anything you sent with them.
35mm slides of your trip to the Grand Canyon, Super-8 movies of 6th-grade camp, your cats, NYCWD … anything.
(No nuts though. I’m not allergic, they’re just calorie dense.)
Can I have Adam’s cake? I mean, he didn’t actually literally say he wanted it…
Wow. That is crazy.
Avi, what? What was that? I can’t hear you through my mouthful of your cake.
Empanada, yup, the very one. Sour tells me they’re doing a remake! I am very excited about that.
Sybil, my accurate guess is that he saw the movie in the box, chucked it in the trash, handed out all the chips I sent him, then ate the chocolate. He’s nice like that.
Delmer, what’s your favorite treat?
DB, a slice of Death by Chocolate is in the Webkinz mail.
Britt, I know. I used to be very angry and very bored. I don’t even recognize that girl.
Cake and video! What could be more perfect?
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies …
Maman, I only have a completely filthy answer to that rhetorical question. It must be bedtime!
Delmer, and I won’t even steal any because I HATE raisins in baked goods. But I looooooooove oatmeal cookies — just with chocolate instead.
He ate the treats but didn’t watch the movie? Bastard! By the way, I love your hair. Don’t change it. It’s sexy all wild like that.
Dragon, yes, that is precisely what he did. He gave some lame excuse about how his friends said it was a bad movie… completely negating the fact that I, too, am his friend.
