Yesterday at 5:28pm Eastern marked a momentous occasion:
Adam Heath Avitable made his 1000th comment on my blog, in which he said:
“When I reach 1000, maybe I should stop commenting forever.”
Too bad he’s not commenting anymore or else he could totally answer the question: “Would you like a cake for this achievement?” (He loves cake.) So, instead, a classic video:
August 30th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Yay! I love that video!
I’ll go wait by the mailbox for my cake. Srsly.
August 30th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Oh my gosh is that the awesome 80s horror movie? I’ve totally seen that
August 30th, 2008 at 12:19 am
I sure as Hell hope you finally watched that damn movie, Adam!
Yeesh!
poor poppy.
Adam is a jerk!
(I have never seen or heard of that movie.)
August 30th, 2008 at 12:33 am
If you were to send me treats I’d watch anything you sent with them.
35mm slides of your trip to the Grand Canyon, Super-8 movies of 6th-grade camp, your cats, NYCWD … anything.
(No nuts though. I’m not allergic, they’re just calorie dense.)
August 30th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Can I have Adam’s cake? I mean, he didn’t actually literally say he wanted it…
August 30th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Wow. That is crazy.
August 30th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Avi, what? What was that? I can’t hear you through my mouthful of your cake.
Empanada, yup, the very one. Sour tells me they’re doing a remake! I am very excited about that.
Sybil, my accurate guess is that he saw the movie in the box, chucked it in the trash, handed out all the chips I sent him, then ate the chocolate. He’s nice like that.
Delmer, what’s your favorite treat?
DB, a slice of Death by Chocolate is in the Webkinz mail.
Britt, I know. I used to be very angry and very bored. I don’t even recognize that girl.
August 30th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
Cake and video! What could be more perfect?
August 30th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies …
August 31st, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Maman, I only have a completely filthy answer to that rhetorical question. It must be bedtime!
Delmer, and I won’t even steal any because I HATE raisins in baked goods. But I looooooooove oatmeal cookies — just with chocolate instead.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:04 pm
He ate the treats but didn’t watch the movie? Bastard! By the way, I love your hair. Don’t change it. It’s sexy all wild like that.
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Dragon, yes, that is precisely what he did. He gave some lame excuse about how his friends said it was a bad movie… completely negating the fact that I, too, am his friend.
