it does teach me:
A) that a lot of (but not all) people scan through my long posts rather than savoring every word LIKE I DO THEIR POSTS.
B) that bloggers who complain about people not reading their posts in their entirety before leaving a comment should note they do the same damn thing. 
C) argh.
D) that I was apparently bitchy from not eating until 1:15pm.
E) that I’m never writing that much in one post again.
F) there I go being bitchy again.
G) you still love me when I’m bitchy, right?
H) of course you do.
I) it’s time to step away from the computer.
J) bye.
Oh fuck. Now I (and I think Dawg probably as well?) need to go back and reread the last post more carefully.
OK, went back and reread and I DID NOT FAIL nor did I SKIM!
I confess, I stopped reading after the “I’m not pregnant” part.
That’s what “no tengo preguntas” means, right?
Sometimes I just want the person to know I read it and don’t have anything good to say, so I take an excerpt.
Also, my comprehension isn’t always so great.
I figure it’s better to comment just to let the person know that you care, if I don’t sometimes it feels like I’m stalking.
Britt, if you hadn’t used the word “bored”… that was in the paragraph above it. My whole point was that I was making people tired by telling you about all that has to be done just to live here. It’s not boring here at all… but I imagine in 20 years I will be bored. So, every time someone used the word “bored” in the comments I wanted to rip my hair out that I was being misunderstood.
Mikey, A+, GOLD STAR, YOU RAWK for getting the joke about the title! YAY!!!!!!!! *clappy hands* I love being obscure but still being understood… TEAM LESOMBRE.
Jan, your comment showed 0% lack of comprehension of my post, I assure you. And I totally understand what you’re saying. Lucky for you I don’t pay any attention whatsoever to my stats (except every third month on the 17th day) so I never know who’s stalking me. Although, really, I’ve been tempted to see who from VT is visiting, but everyone’s confessed that they ARE visiting, so no need to look.
OK, so I should have said “nope! not tired from reading this! excited to read it! yay!”
:-P
A) I read it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll. That’s why I often take a long time to respond to posts. Gotta read it all first.
C) Right.
D) didn’t seem bitchy to me.
F) Where ?
G) I’ll tell you when it happens.
Britt, thank you.
Creature, never a doubt in my mind that you read every word, because you always find the truly obscure parts of my posts and comment on them…
We totally love you when you’re bitchy.
At least you have people *browsing* your blog.
I read the whole post. I never skim. So there!
Pssst… obscure is easier !
ok… Now I really do have a headache…it is time to go eat something.
NAT, twenty years of me being bitchy and you still put up with me tells me that I don’t have to worry about that with you.
Avi, I know you don’t, Mr. Speed Reader. No need for you to skim.
Creature, I agree.
Maman, put your headache away, I thought your comment on this morning’s post was 100% appropriate.
W00t! I Rawk! I always knew I was smart.
Then again, I did get run over by a bicycle this morning.
Oh well.
Mikey,
…are you ok?
You said a bad word. I’m telling on you
Hey everyone Poppy said a bad word she said step
Sparks of magma, I have permament Tourettes, I’m lucky if I go one sentence without a “cursey” in it.
Oh, I survived to blog another day. Read all about that poor woman and her tiny tiny bike tomorrow on LeSombre.ca.
Yeah! I was saying that I was not bored reading about all your details! I read the whole thing! The parking, the kitties, the phone tag with the dude from IT but not the main guy from IT, etc. I read it!!!!!
But Poppy, now, come on! I always love you!