You've got red on you.
Ok, let’s try this again.
Monday’s test: Patience.
Tuesday’s test: Hide from a tornado.
Wednesday’s test: … Well, I’m not going into that.
Thursday’s test: GCIH CERTIFICATION.
I did not just jinx it. 
May I par-etty please have your luck again? Thanks. And, PS, this is what I’m not:
Oh, that Natalie Dee…
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Good luck! You’ll do awesome.
Yayyyyyy!!!
Hey wait.
I am a quitter.
Still
me?
Empanada, thank you!!!
Dawg, I
that you’re a quitter. I still love you, no matter if you’re a quitter or not a quitter. But, I’m not gonna quit showing up to that damn testing facility until they actually let me take that damn test so I can get that damn certification. 
Poppy, you rock that damn test. I know you will. Remember the house? Didn’t I tell you that it would work out? Wasn’t I right? I have a feeling about this, too!
I wanna say an extra thank you (and an extra and another) for being there for me. It really helped to talk it out with someone.
Is the ’ssss’ accompanied with a savvy hip thrust to the side and a single index finger bent just at the outside curve?
Or is it just a lithp?
I’m not going to wish you good luck. You don’t need it. I told you that you’re going to ace this exam. Your brain won’t allow anything else. It’s in the bag. You are totally awesome and very intellectual (except around the kitties, they turn you into mush).
Okay, okay. I’m not going to jinx you.
GOOD LUCK POPPY
After today, you shall be known as Poppy the Ass Kicker!
Shelli, I shall do my best today. And, you’re welcome.
Wah, you of all people I expected to catch on to that. Four esses for four tests.
Mattie, awwww, thanks.
Avi, I’m glad I’ll finally be acknowledged for my special talent!
Uh… what time is the test???
‘Cause you know… I don’t want you to be late or anything…
Dawg, aren’t you on the phone with me asking me the same thing??
9:30am Eastern, to all interested parties. It is 4 hours long. I did my last practice test in 1 hour, 43 minutes while on the phone with Dawg. (He didn’t know I was taking it until I was done.) So… yah.
Cross my fingers, toes, eyes and any other body parts that i’m legally allowed to cross.
I’m doing my GOOD LUCKY POPPY DANCE!
Again.
It involves nudity, just so you know.
Good Luck, Poppy!
Also, it’s ok to be a quitter. Sometimes you just have to quit.
Dragon, thank you.
Britt, nudity for me?! Aww! And after you said you wouldn’t be showing your bits! I feel honored!
DLil, I’m a total quitter, just not about getting that damn certification…
WHICH I PASSED. WOOHOO!!!!
Hurray!!!! Who’s the woman?
You’ll do great, Poppy.
I heart her.
Also, I would say GOOD LUCK, but I suspect once I get through all your unread posts, I’ll find out that my luck is too late and you’ve already taken the test. Oooh, the suspense…