Can you keep a secret? I'm trying to organize a prison break. I'm looking for, like, an accomplice. We have to first get out of this bar, then the hotel, then the city, and then the country. Are you in, or are you out?
Go watch me eat peanut butter instead of taking my practice exam. The wireless network went down during the time that I would have been taking the test, which would have resulted in an automatic FAIL and waste of that test, so thank goodness for Dawg being too busy to do CW this week!
PS - I don't really like Jif. Wait… is that what's in my fridge?! Crap.
PPS - Yes, that is an Avitable shirt that Dawg bought and gave to me. He has a matching one. We're twins, but in a not gross way.
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
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For a moment, I confused "Jif" with "Yiff". I was mildly irritated for a moment.
You guys don't wear the shirts at the same time, do you? You're not one of THOSE couples, are you?
That's the only time that matching shirts worn at the same time will be acceptable.
Oh that shirt was so cute on you. I might actually have to consider getting one now.
Maybe.
We need to get you a bigger bowl.
I liked the cameo by Ripples.
@ Mr. Fab- We aren't one of "those" couples… unless it's these shirts from ThinkGeek…
Creature, I have no qualms with Yiff.
Fab, other than the shirt Dawg specifically mentions above, if I saw that I was wearing the same shirt as him I'd take my shirt off on the spot, which makes for interesting conversation with family and friends…
Avi, trust me, we don't both need to be wearing your shirt on our chests at the same time. That's just a little too much Avitable for the world to take.
Britt, I'm sure he'd give you one for "free". And by free I mean listening to him complain for the rest of his natural life. Small price?
Dawg, the bigger bowl will come eventually, I'm not worried. Ripley hates knowing she's on camera, so good luck with that for future videos of her.
And thank gaw we're not one of those couples. Gag! I think we're way too cute even without matching clothes, imagine the cuteness factor with! Nauseating! (*giggle*)
No such thing as too much Avitable!
Overruled!
No way! I'm in charge!
Look up there at the top. See the name? Mine.
Yeah, but the world's called Avitablia, which means I own everything on it. :P
Use Your Delusion.
But in Avitablia, King Avitable could rid you of any intolerance to cheese.
Are you going to become the kind of twins that will wear the matching warm up suits too… you know the ones… they are windbreakery and make noise when you walk.
Avi, Karl has already given me the solution to my cheese intolerance.
Maman, ::blink blink:: If we ever start wearing matching track suits then we are both in prison somewhere. Old Folks Home prison, maybe?
Britt you don't get Avi tee-shirts as quarterly bonuses?
Curses, foiled again!
Maman and Avi, you both made me burst out laughing. Gold stars!
I think Avi might have finally lost it.
It is a fine looking shirt though.
For clarity, I don't mind Yiff, either, but it was still a "wait, what ?" moment.
Wait, you keep your peanut butter in the fridge? It could never work between us. I'm sad now.
Dragon, you may be right about that.
Creature, I had to look up Yiff, so I definitely didn't mean Yiff.
Karl, pb in fridge to keep it from going rancid, but then I warm it up in the microwave to make it nice and gooey then I sprinkle sugar through it. NUM!
How did you know that I was a total suck-up for gold stars when I was a girl… Yeah me!