So, I’ve alluded to it a bit here in comments and then in a post somewhere, I think, but I’ve developed an actual lactose intolerance.

Me. The person who eats dairy for breakfast, lunch, dinner, snacks, and elevensies.

This makes me very sad because it’s getting worse and worse so I really need to make conscious efforts not to eat dairy. Sure, I sneak some in here and there (read: every freaking day) but I can no longer just sit down with a block of cheddar and eat the whole thing.

Karl assures me that this product called Lactagen will actually restore me to full lactose tolerance if I’m willing to give it the old college try.

I’m considering it. But I’m wondering if I might not actually remain healthier without so much dairy in my life, so I’m hesitant to try it. Fence sitting on this issue. Do I get the memorial tattoo…

…which would be really awesome, or do I just “fix” myself by letting my micro-flora be reconditioned?