Chocolate Covered Bacon (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!, birthday present, please!)
You like boats, but not the ocean. You go to a lake in the summer with your family up in the mountains. There's a long wooden dock and a boathouse with boards missing from the roof, and a place you used to crawl underneath to be alone. You're a sucker for French poetry and rhinestones. You're very generous. You're kind to strangers and children, and when you stand in the snow you look like an angel.
Chocolate Covered Bacon (bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!, birthday present, please!)
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
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When did the Internet become so obsessed with bacon? Seriously, it is everywhere now!
In 1992. (You asked.)
Oh I am SOOOOOO making this!
Turnbaby, will you pleeeeeeeeease make me some for my birthday? July 25.
I’ll do it! Do you want dark chocolate or milk chocolate?
Dark, please.
OMG I am sooooooo SQUEEEEEE excited now!!!!!
But bacon is already meat candy… isn’t this overdone somewhat?
Of course, that being said, I am considering making my own pancetta (I can hear Giada saying it properly in my head as I write this)
Aww, crap, now I can too. I hate it when she does that. She annoys me.
Me too… but I think it is her bobble head that freaks me out
Dear Poppy,
Fun Daddy says that he would eat Giada if she were covered in chocolate (milk).
Do you see what I am contending with?
A whore for a husband?
Ooops, my bad…
OOOOOHHH! I am the only commenter this month! How fun is that? or should I cease commenting so Avitable be your chief commenter? I read, you know…
Feel free to comment incessantly. No one deserves the top spot unless they earn it.
Hahaha!
That is ok… I am thinking of taking up with the Dos Equis guy…
You know.. the “Most Interesting Man in the World”
I love any guy who can cure narcolepsy…
It is a very serious illness even if I giggle about it sometimes.
Do you know a female first name that means gullible moron? Just asking?
Yikes. I really like bacon but I really don’t like chocolate. I’m torn. Wait, no I’m not. I’ll pass. Unless you want to lick all the chocolate off and leave me with the bacon? No, wait, that’s gross. Nevermind.