That doesn't even sound like me. That sounds like Mom. Or... Bruce Vilanch!
I am surprisingly happy for a Monday morning.
Usually on Mondays I am dragging my ass. Usually on Mondays I am non-verbal. Usually on Mondays my clock has reset to “I MISS DAWG WHEN WILL I SEE HIM AGAIN OMG I CAN’T STAND IT”.
Today none of these things occurred.
Perhaps this is because I am going to NYC on Thursday, and Thursday just isn’t that far away. 
TequilaCon, here we come.
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
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commentsVoodoo doughnut. Nuff said.
commentsShhhh, don't tell anybody, but the landlord just told me there's free cable here. (Not. gonna. do. it.)
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Are you guys going to see Iron Man on Thursday, too?
No, Dawg’s working a show that night and I’m not going without him. We’re seeing it Sunday so DON’T RUIN IT, ok?
And, btw, I keep meaning to tell you, we have about 800 Coke caps for you. I just need to go through my two offices and grab all the caps. I’ll mail them to you rather than bringing them to TC and making you take them home on the plane.
Ok, cool.
We’re going to see it on Friday morning. You should do that!
We have plans on Friday morning. And Friday night. And Saturday morning. And Saturday night. And Sunday morning. So… yah, Sunday night it is!
(For two lazy people we sure do have a lotta plans.
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I am jealous jealous jealous!!!
Have fun in Philly. Have some Jose Cuervo for me and chew the worm if you get the chance.
Nanna, instead of being jealous you should just come to TC.
Dan, I am leaving worm consumption up to Dawg. (He knows this.) But I will have a drink for you along with the other 10 people who requested it! Hung over is an understatement.
Awwww— just three sleeps!
Since everyone else is asking you to drink for them I’ll just ask for drunk pics ;-)
I am sure plenty of TC participants will have the drunk
pickspics handled, and will use them for blackmail later.I’ve totally got the case of the mondays and I’m a bit more verbal than I should be.
Wow, totally forgot that iron man is coming out this week. oy!
That’s great! Cross your fingers for me that mine will be here at the weekend? He booked his ticket but I don’t dare be totally ecstatic until his ass touches down on Dutch soil…
I want some drunk dials or texts, dammit.
You’re going to be in Philly this weekend??? I think it might be worth the three hour drive to come up and meet you! :)
Um, sweetie? EVERYONE is gonna be in Philly. Show up to that bowling alley and you will meet about 15 billion bloggers.
Except me & Fabby
Oh no, you’ll be there. Just not physically present, but in mind and spiritS form you will.
Hee hee—you should blow up the pic and paste it somewhere fun *giggling*
Hmm, I’m seriously considering it at this point…
Turnbaby, shitfuckdamn, I cleared out my phone’s inbox because I was at 92% full. EFFFFFFF. Aww, man, I LOVED that photo!!! And the other one.
Mel, well, you don’t need an invite. Dawg and I are very busy for the entire weekend (minds out of gutter, people), but we’ll be at the thing when the thing happens.
Oooh, look! We have new plans! And they include other people!
Turn, YAY! He sent it again!!!!!!!
YAY!!!