Bend over to pick up your soap, Mr. Clemens.
This morning I bought potato salad, a bean burrito, and cookies. I'm very curious to see which of these items I actually eat for lunch.
commentsAllie loves it when I clean her ears with Q-tips. She's purrrrrrring.
commentsVoodoo doughnut. Nuff said.
commentsShhhh, don't tell anybody, but the landlord just told me there's free cable here. (Not. gonna. do. it.)
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Do you think that the NRA will honor him with a 21 gun salute?
Yes, and I predict that something goes horribly wrong and someone gets shot.
Just sayin’.