On the way to work my lung came out my mouth from coughing and just as I turned (rises in the east, sets in the west) East and the sun was in my eyes I sneezed my brain out through both nostrils.
Last night I kept inexplicably having feelings like I was going to have an anxiety attack but never had one. I kept trying to justify that feeling, giving it plenty of potential reasons, but today I’m absolutely certain it was just the cold because my stomach started randomly aching in exactly the same way my chest had last night.
Oh, and I had a piercing headache when I woke up.
And Dawg told me this morning he has the sniffles. Awww, our first official cold together. I love this cold! 
Who else is sick? Fess it.
If you’re not sick, tell me some good news.
Aw, sorry you are feeling crummy
Good news… I got a Wii for my birthday. AND GUITAR HERO. I’m totally hooked. And a little spoiled.
Just as I am getting rid of my cough from my cold allergy season has me in it’s grasp. I feel your pain sugar.
Get you some Buckley’s–it’s nasty but it works!
Were you able to get your lung and brain back in there? Or are they still flopping around on your front seat?
You are surprisingly lucid without a brain ;-)
Mel, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! Take video of you playing!!!! Pretty please?!???!?!? You *are* spoiled! Yay, you!
Turnbaby, noooooooooo. What’s the alkie drink I can have instead? Vodka and lemon?
Avi, according to my shirt my lung and brain are still on the outside of my inside.
cube, well, as lucid as I am when the brain is inside, anyway.
So. I suppose you will want another extension on the duet song…
If you want me to sneeze and sniffle through it I’ll record it tonight.
*SNIFFLE* *SNIFFLE*
Need soup.
Awww, babe. *HUGS* You take care of getting here safe and sound, I’ll take care of getting us soup.
*sneeeeeze*
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No, no! Take your time! LOL
Famous last words.
My good news?
I’m not sick!!
YAAAAAAY!!!! I’ll drink to that!
Too bad all I have right now is coffee. and water. and hand lotion.
Ooh, and ocean scented Purell hand sanitizer! That should work!
I am sick… it is from one of MonAnge’s nasty friends…
Since you’re already infected, might I suggest kicking MonAnge’s nasty friend to the curb.
I’m not sick.
It was 72 degrees here yesterday, and that might be headed your way.
Today it’s snowing & 30’s.
That’s just MEAN. You really do live in Hell.
I’ve been working on my backstroke, which is akin to waterboarding myself, and after swim practice, I feel like I have to sneeze for hours. I finally let out a big hoking one, and life is good again.
Did you stare at the sun to force yourself to sneeze?