This is funny:
It’s Anderson Cooper and Kelly Ripa making fun of American Idol. No, nonono, WATCH it. Funny!
Britt is continuing to feel psychotic from her month of visitors and has decided to post something I wrote for her blog. It’s not the post I really wanted to do for her, but I’ve been busy in NYC and TN and now I’m home but I have a stupid cold, so we go with the post I wrote forever ago.
Also, saw Doomsday with Mom this past weekend and… well, go see what I thought.
I was gonna see Mel on the way home from TN but she was having dinner with her mom when I was passing through. I know I’ll get to see her again because EVENTUALLY MY COUSIN WILL GET MARRIED, DAMMIT!!!!! or Dawg and I will make a trip to TN since my parents love him even though they’ve never met him.
I officially have a cold, really. *SNEEZE* ’scuse me.
Okay… her Paula Abdul impersonation is right on.
I have a bootleg copy of Doomsday… and apparently that’s how it should be. Bootleg.
Yes… your parents
me… but that’s only because they’ve seen me eating cereal. I’m sure they’ll cringe when they meet the real thing… ’cause you know… I’m an experience.
Well, I can’t speak for when my dad meets you because he’s already asked me some very strange questions about you, but my mom and stepdad are gonna love you no matter. I don’t disagree meeting you is an “experience” but I happen to think it’s a pretty fucking wonderful experience. You’re intelligent, hilarious, adorable, kind hearted, and you have fascinating life stories. What’s not to love? You’re also really fucking hot, but I don’t think my parents are using that criterion for judgment.
I got nothing after that last line.
I’m really good at rendering people speechless. It’s a talent.
I kept calling Doomsday “The Ass Movie” because the preview kept focusing on the shot of that girl’s ass. (The girl from Boston Legal).
It’s actually the eyeball movie, but I didn’t bother to mention the eyeball thing in my review. Fucking unrealistic. Who sticks an eyeball back into their eye socket after rolling it around on a dirty floor?! WHO?!!?