I was watching TheBabyEaters sing about how they failed to entertain me (which, no, they didn’t fail) and remembered that I had a dream this weekend about someone holding out a tray of dead but glistening goldfish and telling me to scoop some up and put them in a fishbowl and I kept thinking to myself, “well, that’s not going to bring them back to life, but ok” so I did. And of course they didn’t come back to life.

What-that-mean? Nothing? I am pretty sure I had this dream while under the influence of Advil PM, if that helps.

The title of this post is just a proclamation: I’m not into fish at all. I like them in tanks, but I don’t like to eat them.