Happy food porn day
I know a lot of people don’t like Valentine’s day because it’s admittedly just a day for the retail world to profit from our sense of guilt over not treating our loved ones properly for the rest of the year, so I’ll say this: Food in heart-shaped form is sexy.
I’ll also say that my man FFiB treated me right for Valentine’s day by taking me out to steak dinner, showering me with gifts, giving me the sweetest card on the entire planet, and whispering sweet definitely-somethings in my ear. Yay, me. 
Hope everyone has a great day, whether you celebrate the “holiday” or not. 
YAY you!
So glad to hear that you are being treated right. You definitely deserve it! I like this “FFiB” very much!
Happy Valentine’s Day, my dearest Poppy
But was it heart shaped steak ?
Happy Vagina Day.
Mel, thanks, sweetie.
Paticus, it was filleted so technically if I held it open it was heart-shaped, but I was too busy eating it. (mmmmm, cow!)
Avi, for me every day is vagina day, but thanks!
Very tasty…. although the heart shaped pie just seems wrong somehow.
Fair enough, but if you were to actually eat a real heart, not so sexy. Except maybe for the aorta.
I want to go make some heart-shaped cookies with red sprinkles now.
Ok… those crepes with the strawberries…
… so yummy looking…
Was the steak cut in the shape of a heart or was that beyond your FFiB person’s abilities???
Obviously it was.
Any shaped food cooked by a man for me is sexy. But then I’m easy… to please. Heh.
And who is this FFiB of which you speak? (French Freak in the Bedroom? ‘Cause we’re all about getting freaky with the French. (Do the French, indeed, get freaky?))
Fab, ew.
Noelle, save me one!
Dawg, asked and answered.
Besides, he didn’t make the steak for me, he bought me the steak and I ate it. NOM NOM NOM!!!!
Chicka, my man has yet to cook for me but I am guessing that’s true.
FFiB is an inside joke between me and him, so I won’t be revealing the acronym’s origin, but he knows that’s his name on the blog. (Everyone wave to him! Hi, FFiB!!!!)
*waves wildly*
Hi FFiB!!
(Is this the part that I can tell him that he better continue to be good to you OR ELSE?
)
Mel, you are certainly welcome to tell him that but he is already very aware that Break Boy will Break him (and so will B) if he breaks my heart.
Sweet!
Nothing says love like cow.
Anndi, I whole-heartedly agree. The way to this girl’s heart is through a stomach full of cooked cow.
i love the heart-shaped pancakes.
what does ffib stand for?!?
Oh, I just read the other comments, and now i know the acronym is a secret. But I like French Freak in the Bedroom :)
Um, excuse me?!?
What the hell is with bloggers (you and Dawg both now!) suddenly dating and shit with not even a WORD to your readers?!?!
I am POSITIVE this is the first I have heard of FFiB!
Do you people not know the rules of blogging? NOTHING IS PRIVATE!!!!
(oh, and, um, glad you had a good valentine)
I love cow.
HI FFiB!!
Wow. We really WON’T get married now, huh Poppy.
Bearette, they’re very pretty, aren’t they…
Britt, you crack me up. Did you not notice that I rarely ever mentioned that I was married, or that I was suddenly not anymore? Yah. I can only speak for myself in saying “I have my reasons” and now that FFiB is cool with me mentioning him here I’ll probably do that once in a while. But this won’t become a “ZOMG I LOVE FFiB, HE IS SO AWESOME” blog, cuz that’s just annoying.
Ooops.
Maman, I forgot you “above the fold”. Sorry.
What’s wrong with heart-shaped pie?
Tug, sorry, sweetie. We really won’t.
But we’ll always have our memories together… 
Could you at least go tell Adam so that I can hack into his computer and read your emails and IMs and get the details that way?
I feel really weird not knowing.
God I wish I was kidding.
*pointing at self* is pathetic!
Tell Adam what? That FFiB is awesome?
Everyone, FFiB is awesome.
No. That won’t do.
I, er, Adam wants details. How long have you been dating? How did you meet? How serious is this dating thing? Are you officially calling it “dating”?
Yes, I’ll… er.. he’ll start with that.
So, actually, Adam could give a shit (*giggle*) and really you just want to know.
I’m not ready to give those details yet, but I promise you he’s a good guy and if he ever turns into a bad guy I have people who will take care of him for me. I’ve learned my lesson about trying to handle boys all by myself when they go bad.
It sounds like you shouldn’t have mentioned FFiB cuz now your adoring fans will never leave you alone about it until you give up the precious deets.
Hmmm…the evil in me thinks I could probably make a lot of cash for what I know ::sigh:: but the good in me respects you too much to do that.
Curses! Foiled again!
Gosh, I thought this was my blog…
FFiB knew I was mentioning him. I’m not giving more details. Too bad if anyone can’t handle that. But you all have a nice day! 
Oh sweetie, I would never actually pressure you into do anything you were uncomfortable with.
On your blog.
Britt, is it going to sound old and tired if I state again that you crack me up? Cuz you do.
Um, can I just say? I’m happy you even shared a little bit about FFiB. I’m having fun letting my imagination run wild
I thought I was the only one who didn’t know what FFiB meant (after all, I didn’t know what PPH meant when you wrote that, either), but I see I’m not alone. All right, fine. Be mysterious. But glad you had a lovely day. :-)
Well I’m all for helping with bad boys that need handling.
You’re going out with a guy named F Fib?
Interesting.
Mel, I don’t think anyone’s arguing that point, sweetie.
Stef, “mysterious” is my middle name. (Actually, “Milicent” is my middle name, in Poppyland anyway.)
Chicka, I’m all set now with the bad boys. I have reinforcements.
Miss Ann, yup. Ironically, he has never lied to me. Well, ok, except that one time… but it was for a good reason. (Just kidding, he doesn’t lie.)
He might not lie but can he “lay”!?!
Okay - that sucked.
Oh I am just glad you had a good Vday!
Also glad to know that I am not the only one left out of the loop on your mystery man. I can second Britt with the thirst for knowledge, but hey - I am just glad he’s treating you right!
You French are so mysterious…
THIS ISN”T PORN ALL OF YOU SUCK & WUT THE FUCK IS VDAY?!!!!!
I think that is my favorite comment of all time. Beautiful, simple, and cappy.