Yup, you heard me.

The war continues, and this time we fight like cats and dogs. (Well, it sounded good, anyway.)

Just to pre-empt questions I would have if I saw this video and wasn’t me:

No, I did not know I was getting a shirt before I opened the package.
No, I never know ahead of time what’s in the packages. Or even where they’re coming from.
Yes, sometimes I check with Dawg first to make sure a package is from him. (You all have threatened to send me stuff, so it’s your fault I do this.) But, sometimes I don’t check. Roulette.
Yes, we arranged ahead of time for this one video for me to call. (He said it might be something that would generate a phone call so I agreed to blechyuckewughhate.the.phone. talk on the phone with him on camera.)
Yes, I realize I suck at war.
Yes, I realize I’m not supposed to tell the enemy that.
Yes, I’m too honest, especially on camera.
Yes, I’m going to wear that shirt. I wore it on Saturday, in fact.
Yes, Dawg is dirty. Have you seen his site?

This is jinx. These will be mine. Before receiving this shirt I actually looked for something particular for Dawg’s billions gift at jinx but decided against it. How random is that?