You: Hi, Poppy!
Poppy: Heeeey, you!
You: So, what’d you do for lunch today?
Poppy: Played magnetic Lego porn with my brother.
You: Uhhhh….
Poppy: With Princess Leia!…
You: Errrr…….
Poppy: …and Chewy!!!!
You: (eek)
Poppy: and Darth Vader… rawr!
You: Uh… got any photos?
Poppy: Why, yes, yes I do!!!!
That R2-D2 is a voyeur… Rest of the set is here.





February 4th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Chewy’s a bottom?
February 4th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Chewy’s a slut. Top, bottom, side, … you name it, he does it.
February 4th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Is it wrong that I’m a little turned on?
Nicely done!
February 4th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Does this surprise me? No.
Thanks.
Love the camera phone in a pinch…
February 4th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Princess Leia is hot. I love her lego boobs.
February 4th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Tell me that’s not Vader behind Leia. I mean, he’s her.. oh my.
February 4th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
But she doesn’t know about him yet… so does that make it better?
February 4th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Poor R-2.
But, I guess, I mean… he’s got sooo many buttons to push. It would be exhausting finding the right one!
Still. I’ll bet he’d be the best.
Chewy would have the sexiest noises. I’d type one out, if I could even begin to think of how…
February 4th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
What the hell? This is blasphemy! Did I see Boba Fett in the mix?! How could you… wait… hehehehe… in Photo 0204081324, the brown guy looks like a penis… hehehehe
February 4th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Why so many posts lately that make me say, “Dirty Poppy!!”? (Kidding. Be as dirty as you want.)
Also, I cannot believe there’s a Lego Leia in the gold bikini.
February 4th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
The lefthandedness must play into this somehow…
February 4th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
OMG That is hilarious. I have never been that creative.
On another note, we get to play GHIII together soon!! Yea!!!!
February 5th, 2008 at 7:11 am
It’s not the size of the lightsaber that matters… its how you use it…
February 5th, 2008 at 10:17 am
And Poppy invokes Rule 34 on the Star Wars Lego people.
February 5th, 2008 at 10:29 am
Swizzle Stick, so does Chewy.
Creature, toooooootally.
Maman, I have a feeling that does not make it better for him.
Sybil, Chewy does have a pretty sexy wookie cry. rawr.
Sour, mmmmmmm, yahhhhh… Sorry, what? Oh, that’s young Anakin, I believe. So, you’re extra dirty.
Stef, dirty and Poppy just belong together.
Fab,
Abs, creative just happens.
Dawg, I whole-heartedly agree with that statement. But you’re naughty again — no newspaper.
Pat, rule 34 is permanently invoked in my life.
February 5th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Lego Star Wars for the Wii won’t let me do that fun stuff!
February 5th, 2008 at 11:51 am
Avi, that might be because Britt didn’t buy you the expansion pack.
(Yes, I think I am HAR HAR FUNNEH.)
February 5th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
I love Star Wars! And I love porn!
February 5th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
So wrong, so wrong, so wrong…
I mean,I’ve actually seen most of these pairings drawn in far more graphic detail before, but still, so wrong.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Kyra, same and same!
Creature,
February 5th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Hey, I wasn’t looking for it ! I was looking for geek porn in general and Star Wars keeps popping up, whether you want it or not.
On second thought, maybe I should shut up now.
February 5th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Geek porn. Isn’t that, like, hentai?
February 5th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Nooooooo ! Hentai would be manga style. I hate manga.
February 5th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I guess I didn’t realize Chewy was bi. Learn something knew everyday.
February 5th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Creature, good to know.
Chris, wookies like to mix it up.
February 5th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Um… way to much time free, huh…
February 6th, 2008 at 8:03 am
I will NEVER be able to look at The Kid’s Star Wars Lego the same way again…