You: Hi, Poppy!
Poppy: Heeeey, you!
You: So, what’d you do for lunch today?
Poppy: Played magnetic Lego porn with my brother.
You: Uhhhh….
Poppy: With Princess Leia!…
You: Errrr…….
Poppy: …and Chewy!!!!
You: (eek)
Poppy: and Darth Vader… rawr!
You: Uh… got any photos?
Poppy: Why, yes, yes I do!!!!
That R2-D2 is a voyeur… Rest of the set is here.







Chewy’s a bottom?
Chewy’s a slut. Top, bottom, side, … you name it, he does it.
Is it wrong that I’m a little turned on?
Nicely done!
Does this surprise me? No.
Thanks.
Love the camera phone in a pinch…
Princess Leia is hot. I love her lego boobs.
Tell me that’s not Vader behind Leia. I mean, he’s her.. oh my.
But she doesn’t know about him yet… so does that make it better?
Poor R-2.
But, I guess, I mean… he’s got sooo many buttons to push. It would be exhausting finding the right one!
Still. I’ll bet he’d be the best.
Chewy would have the sexiest noises. I’d type one out, if I could even begin to think of how…
What the hell? This is blasphemy! Did I see Boba Fett in the mix?! How could you… wait… hehehehe… in Photo 0204081324, the brown guy looks like a penis… hehehehe
Why so many posts lately that make me say, “Dirty Poppy!!”? (Kidding. Be as dirty as you want.)
Also, I cannot believe there’s a Lego Leia in the gold bikini.
The lefthandedness must play into this somehow…
OMG That is hilarious. I have never been that creative.
On another note, we get to play GHIII together soon!! Yea!!!!
It’s not the size of the lightsaber that matters… its how you use it…
And Poppy invokes Rule 34 on the Star Wars Lego people.
Swizzle Stick, so does Chewy.
Creature, toooooootally.
Maman, I have a feeling that does not make it better for him.
Sybil, Chewy does have a pretty sexy wookie cry. rawr.
Sour, mmmmmmm, yahhhhh… Sorry, what? Oh, that’s young Anakin, I believe. So, you’re extra dirty.
Stef, dirty and Poppy just belong together.
Fab,
Abs, creative just happens.
Dawg, I whole-heartedly agree with that statement. But you’re naughty again — no newspaper.
Pat, rule 34 is permanently invoked in my life.
Lego Star Wars for the Wii won’t let me do that fun stuff!
Avi, that might be because Britt didn’t buy you the expansion pack.
(Yes, I think I am HAR HAR FUNNEH.)
I love Star Wars! And I love porn!
So wrong, so wrong, so wrong…
I mean,I’ve actually seen most of these pairings drawn in far more graphic detail before, but still, so wrong.
Kyra, same and same!
Creature,
Hey, I wasn’t looking for it ! I was looking for geek porn in general and Star Wars keeps popping up, whether you want it or not.
On second thought, maybe I should shut up now.
Geek porn. Isn’t that, like, hentai?
Nooooooo ! Hentai would be manga style. I hate manga.
I guess I didn’t realize Chewy was bi. Learn something knew everyday.
Creature, good to know.
Chris, wookies like to mix it up.
Um… way to much time free, huh…
I will NEVER be able to look at The Kid’s Star Wars Lego the same way again…