Who can blame him? It's fun up there…
(All photos taken with my camera phone since I didn't bring the Lumix.)
My dad's cat, BC (short for "Brat Cat"), tries to dominate me after I cooked a meal for my dad and stepmom that was so good they kept grunting over each bite. Apparently it takes more than a delicious ham (Crys, I finally settled on maple syrup and brown sugar) and homemade rotini and cheese to impress this cat.
Two other things:
Dutch Bitch is holding a contest.
You worship her properly and she rewards you for it. She owns fantastic latex thigh-high stilettos, in case you were wondering. 
And if you haven't had a chance to vote on this year's Valentine's Day bear for The Steff, please consider doing so:
Not to influence your vote, but you need to remember who The Steff is ( 
) so here is a video of her in all her adorableness:
Awwww thanks for pimping me out! And voted at Dawgs! Can't believe I missed that! Obviously the Bee My Honey bear! What else?
Welcome, DB! I'm a trouble maker so I voted for a bear not on the list.
Ok I voted. My main problem with reading blogs is that when I catch up on them, I'm usually not in a place where I can listen to audio, so watching the vlogs and stuff get set aside.
Thank Goodness for the "flag" option in FeedDemon!
Wah, you and your damn actual life!
We all post too many videos, but I've been the biggest offender lately. Sorry. 
What is up with that cat's nose??? OMG… it's so… so… PINK!!!
BTW… Dutch-Smurfette is a hawty…
And yes… for someone who voted independently of the choices to undoubtedly cause problems… funny your suddenly now promoting the Bee one.
Pony, it's because when she says "10 pound sausage in a five pound bag" I instantly love her to little pieces, so clearly the Bee has to win. But you know I have to start trouble. It's what I do. And you're welcome. So easy to please…
Oops, yes, Dutch-Smurfette is a hawty, because she is the avatar of DB herself who is fucking hawt as all hell.
Luckily milk didn't come out of my nose when she said that… or the part where the bad carbs go straight to her ass.
Hey! I am NOT easy to please!!!
Well… mmm… well… okay… maybe I am easily gratified… but I'm still not easy!!!
P.S.
BC ain't got nothin on me.
Yes, second favorite part of the video is when it dawns on you what Steff said about her ass.
Not easy to please? I submit to you your own video about chocolates.
PS - Dirty. (But still no newspaper roll.)
Those were some SERIOUSLY AWESOME chocolates!!!
Seriously.
PS- Seriously???
SRSLY.
I love BC. He's so grown up now!
Sour, I know! I tried to find the old photos/post of him on my site but couldn't find it when I searched so didn't link to his kitten photos. His tale is HUGE now, the puffiest DSH tale I've ever seen.
I said tale twice. I meant tail.
I searched your site for his baby pics, too, and I couldn't find them either. I've discovered that my search thingy on my blog isn't reliable either. This disappoints me.
Oh, how BC has grown! What a handsome boy!
Sour, I totally give up. I even did a back-end search and it was too much effort. I think I'd have more success pouring through my flickr photos.
B, now if I could just get him to stop trying to bite me I could actually pet him. (Dad says I have to yell "no biting!" every time he bites.
)