Not that it’s any of your business what I did with your attempt to bomb me, but I’ll be nice and tell you anyway.
Add commentsIn his latest war video that explains what is to be done with the 72 bars of chocolate sent to the city Dawg asks, “so tell me, Poppy, I consumed all the chocolate, how you doin’ on the Jell-O?”
10 boxes of pudding to a blogger who will make me the best chocolate creme pie on the planet
9 boxes of pudding to PiC and His Lovely Wife who will feed me pudding when I come over for Nigel hallway games
8 boxes of gelatin (5 cherry, 3 berry) to Break Boy and His Lovely Wife to feed to the children they claim are theirs but are secretly all. mine.
12 boxes of gelatin (6 cherry, 6 berry) to Da Bomb whose daughter and husband will make me lovely (non-pornographic, tyvm) Jell-O concoctions
This leaves me with 33 boxes of Jell-O — one box for each year of my life. That seems fitting…
I was asked by one person to send Jell-O but he wanted to make pornographic things with my Jell-O. No porning the Poppy. (Ohhhhh, that’s just a little too hilarious for this early in the morning.)
January 31st, 2008 at 9:10 am
We’re never going to get Jello wrestling, are we?
January 31st, 2008 at 9:12 am
Porn King,
You funny. 
January 31st, 2008 at 9:12 am
(PS — Nope.)
January 31st, 2008 at 9:19 am
:D
January 31st, 2008 at 9:39 am
I do believe you’re trying to start trouble.
I cannot lie, I do 
the trouble.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:52 am
You can do pornographic things with Jell-O???
I don’t believe you.
Prove it.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:58 am
Dirty Dawg, finally the real truth about what you want me to do with the Jell-O comes out… So, I’ll send the Jell-O to Avi and he’ll show you what can be done with it, since he’s the one who offered to porn it up.
January 31st, 2008 at 10:43 am
Wouldn’t it be funny if it turned out you also had 33 years LEFT to live?
January 31st, 2008 at 10:45 am
Fab, no, it really wouldn’t. I’m living to 92, dammit!
January 31st, 2008 at 11:27 am
I wish they made vegetarian Jell-o. Actually, I never really liked Jell-o, so no I don’t. I just wanted to be included.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:37 am
I was trying to figure out why Dawg was talking about chocolate, since I couldn’t find a thingy where he showed the chocolate. I am sure I just missed it.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:48 am
Noelle, there is animal free gelatin in the world. It’s just not Jell-O brand. You’re included if you wanna be.
Abs, you didn’t leave a comment on the post where I linked to his video, so maybe you just missed it. Here it is for you.
January 31st, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Excuse me, Ms. Cedes, but the Porn King is MY husband… not Avitable… and I fear what he might try to do with Jell-O. I have hear the applesauce story already and it is revolting. I
January 31st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
LM, I *thought* that name sounded vaguely familiar when I used it. Hmm. Yah. Yuck.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:02 pm
This little ‘war’ got funny…and you did good!
February 1st, 2008 at 12:46 am
Mmm, yah. The war is more like a sitcom…
February 6th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
Ok. Now I get it.
February 6th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Morgeborg, I’m so glad you took the time to understand. It’s not like your daughter’s awesome spinny videos, but pretty high up there!