In his latest war video that explains what is to be done with the 72 bars of chocolate sent to the city Dawg asks, “so tell me, Poppy, I consumed all the chocolate, how you doin’ on the Jell-O?”

10 boxes of pudding to a blogger who will make me the best chocolate creme pie on the planet
9 boxes of pudding to PiC and His Lovely Wife who will feed me pudding when I come over for Nigel hallway games
8 boxes of gelatin (5 cherry, 3 berry) to Break Boy and His Lovely Wife to feed to the children they claim are theirs but are secretly all. mine.
12 boxes of gelatin (6 cherry, 6 berry) to Da Bomb whose daughter and husband will make me lovely (non-pornographic, tyvm) Jell-O concoctions

Jell-O plus blue makes green!

This leaves me with 33 boxes of Jell-O — one box for each year of my life. That seems fitting…

I was asked by one person to send Jell-O but he wanted to make pornographic things with my Jell-O. No porning the Poppy. (Ohhhhh, that’s just a little too hilarious for this early in the morning.)