In his latest war video that explains what is to be done with the 72 bars of chocolate sent to the city Dawg asks, “so tell me, Poppy, I consumed all the chocolate, how you doin’ on the Jell-O?”
10 boxes of pudding to a blogger who will make me the best chocolate creme pie on the planet
9 boxes of pudding to PiC and His Lovely Wife who will feed me pudding when I come over for Nigel hallway games
8 boxes of gelatin (5 cherry, 3 berry) to Break Boy and His Lovely Wife to feed to the children they claim are theirs but are secretly all. mine.
12 boxes of gelatin (6 cherry, 6 berry) to Da Bomb whose daughter and husband will make me lovely (non-pornographic, tyvm) Jell-O concoctions
This leaves me with 33 boxes of Jell-O — one box for each year of my life. That seems fitting…
I was asked by one person to send Jell-O but he wanted to make pornographic things with my Jell-O. No porning the Poppy. (Ohhhhh, that’s just a little too hilarious for this early in the morning.)
We’re never going to get Jello wrestling, are we?
Porn King,
You funny. 
(PS — Nope.)
:D
I do believe you’re trying to start trouble.
I cannot lie, I do 
the trouble.
You can do pornographic things with Jell-O???
I don’t believe you.
Prove it.
Dirty Dawg, finally the real truth about what you want me to do with the Jell-O comes out… So, I’ll send the Jell-O to Avi and he’ll show you what can be done with it, since he’s the one who offered to porn it up.
Wouldn’t it be funny if it turned out you also had 33 years LEFT to live?
Fab, no, it really wouldn’t. I’m living to 92, dammit!
I wish they made vegetarian Jell-o. Actually, I never really liked Jell-o, so no I don’t. I just wanted to be included.
I was trying to figure out why Dawg was talking about chocolate, since I couldn’t find a thingy where he showed the chocolate. I am sure I just missed it.
Noelle, there is animal free gelatin in the world. It’s just not Jell-O brand. You’re included if you wanna be.
Abs, you didn’t leave a comment on the post where I linked to his video, so maybe you just missed it. Here it is for you.
Excuse me, Ms. Cedes, but the Porn King is MY husband… not Avitable… and I fear what he might try to do with Jell-O. I have hear the applesauce story already and it is revolting. I
LM, I *thought* that name sounded vaguely familiar when I used it. Hmm. Yah. Yuck.
This little ‘war’ got funny…and you did good!
Mmm, yah. The war is more like a sitcom…
Ok. Now I get it.
Morgeborg, I’m so glad you took the time to understand. It’s not like your daughter’s awesome spinny videos, but pretty high up there!