Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:10:22 -0500
From: CNN Breaking News
Reply-To: newseditor@MAIL.CNN.COM
To: TEXTBREAKINGNEWS@CNNIMAIL12.CNN.COM
Subject: CNN Breaking News
– Former Sen. John Edwards is quitting the presidential race, CNN has learned.
If I leave here tomorrow would you still remember me?
Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:10:22 -0500
From: CNN Breaking News
Reply-To: newseditor@MAIL.CNN.COM
To: TEXTBREAKINGNEWS@CNNIMAIL12.CNN.COM
Subject: CNN Breaking News
– Former Sen. John Edwards is quitting the presidential race, CNN has learned.
Now why would he do that???
CNN says: Former Sen. John Edwards is quitting the Democratic race for president, two sources inside his campaign told CNN Wednesday. He is expected to make the announcement in New Orleans at 1 p.m. ET…
Noooooooooooooooo!
B, yup…
Pat, that’s kinda exactly what I thought when I read that. Great minds…
And isn’t his illicit love child with his campaign worker about due to be born? He wouldn’t want to miss that.
Another excellent point, sir.
I found some even better news:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20174022,00.html
NPW, I saw that a few days ago. I’m not big into NKOTB. More of a TMBG fan.
An illicit love child?! Did he make that up? How did I miss that? Wonkette and Ariana Huffington have some ’splaining to do!
Here ya go:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_edwards_love_child/celebrity/64426
Excellent! Maybe now that he has nothing else better to do with his time, Elizabeth can kick his ass for a while… Maybe the mother of his love child can help her.
Aw, Sunny Doodle. I didn’t vote for you this time around, but I will miss you and your John Ritter-esque vibe.
Aaron, ooooh, such a good call on the JRitter thing!!! I’d not heard that before, but you’re totally right. JRitter incarnate…
Heh, Much like the Farleys and the Ropers on three’s company thinking Jack Tripper was gay, everyone keeps calling Edwards a fag too!
Ann Coulter should have totally used that as an excuse.
That bitch is fugly.