Date: Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:10:22 -0500
From: CNN Breaking News
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Subject: CNN Breaking News
– Former Sen. John Edwards is quitting the presidential race, CNN has learned.
Posted on January 30th 2008 in Real news
January 30th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Now why would he do that???
January 30th, 2008 at 9:47 am
CNN says: Former Sen. John Edwards is quitting the Democratic race for president, two sources inside his campaign told CNN Wednesday. He is expected to make the announcement in New Orleans at 1 p.m. ET…
January 30th, 2008 at 10:05 am
Noooooooooooooooo!
January 30th, 2008 at 10:22 am
January 30th, 2008 at 10:56 am
B, yup…
Pat, that’s kinda exactly what I thought when I read that. Great minds…
January 30th, 2008 at 11:12 am
And isn’t his illicit love child with his campaign worker about due to be born? He wouldn’t want to miss that.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:38 am
Another excellent point, sir.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
I found some even better news:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20174022,00.html
January 30th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
NPW, I saw that a few days ago. I’m not big into NKOTB. More of a TMBG fan.
January 30th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
An illicit love child?! Did he make that up? How did I miss that? Wonkette and Ariana Huffington have some ‘splaining to do!
January 30th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Here ya go:
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/john_edwards_love_child/celebrity/64426
January 30th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Excellent! Maybe now that he has nothing else better to do with his time, Elizabeth can kick his ass for a while… Maybe the mother of his love child can help her.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Aw, Sunny Doodle. I didn’t vote for you this time around, but I will miss you and your John Ritter-esque vibe.
January 30th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Aaron, ooooh, such a good call on the JRitter thing!!! I’d not heard that before, but you’re totally right. JRitter incarnate…
January 30th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Heh, Much like the Farleys and the Ropers on three’s company thinking Jack Tripper was gay, everyone keeps calling Edwards a fag too!
Ann Coulter should have totally used that as an excuse.
January 30th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
That bitch is fugly.