Fab’s pal Karen switched up the rules for this meme in such a perfect way that I don’t need to switch it up any more than it already is.
Here are the rules:
* Link to the person that tagged you.
* Post the rules on your blog.
* Share six non-important things about yourself in mini complaint letter form.
* Tag six random people at the end of your post by linking to their blogs.
* Let each random person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their website.
I got tagged by Fab cuz he 
my beautifully enthusiastic spirit. Or something.
1. Dear Famous Amos: Why don’t you put enough cookies in your bite size bag? Hmm? HMM??
2. Dear world: Why are you so unfriendly to the lefties? What’d we do to you?
3. Dear amusement park: You know how much I like the spinny rides, so how about you stop kicking me off them and making me go to the back of the line? So what if I puke everywhere? I promise to buy more food if I do.
4. Dear Arm & Hammer: Why do you insist on taking my favorite deodorant off the shelf so that I am forced to switch to Old Spice?
5. Dear border patrol: Please stop hassling me for going to Canada every 3 minutes. Srsly. That shit gets old real fast.
6. Dear gravy: Stop being so fucking delicious.
I tag the following person: Abs. (Cuz she needs to feel all important. 
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Anyone else who wants to do this meme is free to do so, but please note that I didn’t tag you.
In case you were wondering about yesterday’s PiF winners, they are: Mikey, NPW, and Stef. Yes, I randomly chose comments 1, 3, and 5 (not including my own) which are the first three odd numbers, not the first three prime numbers (2 is prime; everyone forgets about 2), above zero. Don’t glare at me. Not my fault you didn’t win. All winners have been notified of their win and their present arrives next week. You three now need to pay it forward. 
Oh…you’re lefthanded?
And another piece of the puzzle falls into place…
Yay I won! Numero uno baby!
Arm & Hammer: Old Spice? Seriously? Is that some sort of Spice Girl joke?
Border Patrol: Soooooooo, you come to Canada every 3 minutes and we have yet to meet IRL? How does that work?
I have to seriously wonder about this Famous Amos guy and whether or not him and Mrs. Fields do the hunky dunky on the down low.
That would explain alot.
Dear Poppy:
We read your blog. We only bother you because we think you’re so fucking hot. And we want to open mouth kiss you.
Regards, U.S. Customs and Border Protection
Fab, please check your phone for my txted response.
Mikey, you are numero uno.
Hope your prezzie doesn’t arrive when you’re in Africa, but it’ll keep. Yes, seriously to A&H and Old Spice. I wear boy deodorant because girl deodorant isn’t pleasant to my chemical balance or to my nose. And, wasn’t it you who rejected meeting me? (I kid. I don’t think we’ve ever discussed that, but you’ll be the first to know if I’m in your neck of the woods again.)
MEL!!!!!!!!!!!
And… I know. 
I am misunderstood!
Your pout made me laugh really hard.
Then all is forgiven?
Not forgotten… but yes, forgiven.
Yay; I like to win. Thanks. :-)
Old Spice? Really? Does Poppy smell like a boy?
Stef, I smell like a Poppy. The boy scents react sweetly on me. *shrug*
Now I want cookies. And gravy. Not together.
Hubs is a lefty too. I sympathize. :)
1. Because lefties are weird and scare people.
2. Use mitchum for women. It has the highest level of that stuff without going prescription (which are now OTC).
Karen, hey!!!! Thanks for this great meme idea! Mmmmm, cookies… Mmmmmmmm, graaaaavy…
Abs, I’m quite happy with my Old Spice Pure Sport scent.
The only thing my left-handed dad was good at was throwing change into the toll booth at high speeds. Now we have EZ-Pass and they’ve taken that away from him, and he’s sad.
Noelle, that made me laugh out loud. Please give my condolences to your dad. I feel his pain. Maybe he should try Guitar Hero?
I learned that you like cookies (I do too!); that you are left handed (I’m right handed); that you have a week stomach; that you use the same brand of deodorant as my grandpa; and that you like Canada and gravy. That’s good, because Canada is completely made out of gravy!
I’m too poor to pay it forward, but one day when I have some extra money (or money…in general..) I will pay it forward!
Sarcastica, very close! I actually have a freakishly strong stomach. My body is too stupid to hurl its contents out of my mouth even if there’s something really bad in there. My dad has the same problem. The only time it actually will decide to throw up is if I drink an entire bottle of wine in a very concentrated amount of time when I have bad news to deliver. Otherwise, the stomach is a champ. And, your wealth in words is better than good enough for me.
Awhh thanks Poppy you made me feel so much better about being broke
Money is stupid; wealth is a state of mind. Glad I could help.
Dawg, I just rescued your comment from the spam trap, sorry about that. All the cookie makers are doing each other. Trust me.