Poppy Cedes

19 Responses to “PSA”

1. Poppy Cede Says:
   January 27th, 2008 at 10:33 pm

   And to pre-empt any stoner comments: I was an RA in college. I’ve never smoked pot. Fuck off.

2. The Absurdist Says:
   January 28th, 2008 at 11:39 am

   I have.

   All it does is make me paranoid, drive down the interstate at 20 MPH, and makes me eat a whole fucking pizza (large) at once.

   And that was supposedly good stuff.

   I hate it. And at my age, if I ever smoke pot, there is something terribly wrong with me. Hell, I can’t even drink anymore without feeling like total shit, and then I fall asleep.

   I feel so old.

3. Poppy Cede Says:
   January 28th, 2008 at 11:41 am

   Age is a state of mind, woman.

4. The Absurdist Says:
   January 28th, 2008 at 11:59 am

   No, it’s a state of the number of wrinkles you have, and number of gray hairs.

   

5. Poppy Cede Says:
   January 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

   Break Boy had grey hairs at 20. He’s still a tiny little kid, and I PPH that about him.

6. Creature SH Says:
   January 28th, 2008 at 12:58 pm

   Burning plant matter should be avoided altogether.

7. Poppy Cede Says:
   January 28th, 2008 at 1:15 pm

   Mmmm, yes.

8. Poppy Cede Says:
   January 28th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

   Especially peace lilies.

9. Creature SH Says:
   January 28th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

   And venus flytraps. They’ve got vengeance squads.

10. The Absurdist Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Don’t forget goat hair.

11. Poppy Cede Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 6:28 pm

    Creature, good call…

    Abs, …?! Goat hair is not a plant product!

12. Poppy Cede Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    (DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PLANT IS?!)

13. The Absurdist Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 7:55 pm

    Goats are vegetarians. By extension, they count.

14. Poppy Cede Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 7:57 pm

    No. They are meaty. As are vegetarian dinosaurs.

15. The Absurdist Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 8:00 pm

    The hair isn’t.

16. Poppy Cede Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 8:05 pm

    Animal protein, with meaty follicles. Ew. Stop making me think about this!!!

17. The Absurdist Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 8:12 pm

    I wuv you too.

    

18. Creature SH Says:
    January 28th, 2008 at 8:13 pm

    Hair’s horn, technically.

19. sourpuss Says:
    January 29th, 2008 at 7:43 pm

    MMMMMMM…. lentils. My mum makes a tastylicious lentil stew.

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