The lovely and sailorly talented Sybil knows me quite well. She awarded me the F bomb because I SWEAR LIKE AFUCKINGSAILOR. 
I shall cherish this award always. And I would like to take this opportunity to call out the following fellow fuckchuckers in alphabetical blogger name order:
Abs
Bdogg
Chris Cactus
Crys
Dawg
Kim
Miss Ann
Geek, you don’t get this award. You’re just a dirty old man. When we’re passing around the dirty old man award I promise you’ll win it. (Am I right, or am I right?)
DB? Same thing for when the dirty hawt woman award passes through town. 
Some of you who deserve to be on this list were already named or will be by someone else so stop glaring at me or I’ll sick Ripley on you. 
PS – This has nothing to do with cursing, other than I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!!@@!~!@@!!~!!!!!!!!!!!@!~~~!
January 25th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Fuckchuckers?! Hahahahaha that is funny!
Never heard that before!
How do you hear about all these movies? I’ve never heard of it! Then again, I am a nerdy, foul mouthed hermit, essentially.
You are awesome.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Way to spread the Romero word, man. I feel like I’ve touched a life this morning.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Sybil, blame it on Aaron. He’s a zombie god.
Aaron, you had me at “Funky”.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Unfortunately, I’ve heard bad things about this from huge Romero fans. It’s worse than Land was.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Avi, I kinda doughnut care, I stillllll wannnaaaaa seeeeeee iiiiitttttt.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
ZOMG! I can’t wait for the movie either.
GRAINNNNSSS…. (that’s from a health-conscious zombie…who would not be me.)
January 25th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Kris, BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Feta plus falafel tastes like meatballs, and I’m pretty sure meatballs taste like brains, so… YAY!
January 25th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
zOMG! ZOMBIES! It’s all about the zombies, dontchaknow. Don’t forget to bring bacon.
Thanks for da bomb. I’ll cherish it always.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Miss Ann,
And… Mmmmmmmmmmm, bacon…
January 25th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Chicks who swear a lot are hawt.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Fab, yes we are. And we know it.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Smooth and genderless though you may be.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
I am only smooth and genderless to you. Everyone else is aware of my curvature.
January 25th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
Alleged curvature.
January 25th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I think you’re the only one who thinks it’s alleged. Four bloggers actually felt the curvature in October when they hugged me. Because hugging me is awesome.
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January 25th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
This is true. I even popped a semi.
January 25th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Just a half chub?! Dude, wtf?!
January 25th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Well, we had company!
January 25th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
January 25th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
Oh great, bring up the October visit that I was not invited to. Nice.
January 25th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Next time.
But I promise to continue to be smooth and genderless just for you. How’s that?
January 25th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
I guess that’s something…
January 25th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Aww, now you’re all mopey.
January 25th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
Nah, no use crying over spilt milk. Nothing but love here.
January 25th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
A true statement.
January 25th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
HEhehehehe
MMMMM bacoooon.
January 25th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Poppy, my love,
What does a gal have to fucking do to get on that motherfucking sailor list?
Is there some fucking cocksucker that I have to blow?
January 25th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Geek, *drool*
Maman, why would you blow the cocksucker and not the cock?
January 25th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
it is possible for a cocksucker to also have a cock… although I admit that it would be unlikely that there would be someone with a cock that is keeping me from the sailor prize…. You, I presume, do have a cock.
January 25th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
NOT, NOT… is what I mean’t… what is wrong with my goddam fingers… why won’t they keep up with my freaking brain~!
January 25th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
I was definitely being facetious. Round here there’s no cock to blow to get you on the list, though. Sorry. My place, my rules. You’re too lady-like for this award, Maman.
January 26th, 2008 at 12:17 am
Crap… I am too lady like to you and considered the devil incarnate here. I think I should try to reverse that.
January 26th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Fuck yeah! I’m fucking honored!
January 26th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Maman, I agree. Get to work on being bad.
Mr. Rude Cactus, you fucking better be!
January 26th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Fuck you, you fucking bitch. I never fucking cuss…. Not even if a fucking bus was goign to fucking run over me if I didn’t fucking get out of the fucking way…
January 26th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Whore.
January 28th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
An award? For lil’ ol’ me? Fuck yeah!
I’d like to thank the fucking Academy but due to the fucking writer’s strike, I don’t believe I’m allowed to.
Thanks, Pop.
January 28th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Kim, you totally fucking deserve it, Sailor Girl.
January 31st, 2008 at 10:44 am
Oh goodie! Can’t wait for that Dirty Hawt Woman award to pass thru town then!