If ever I was deserving of an award…
The lovely and sailorly talented Sybil knows me quite well. She awarded me the F bomb because I SWEAR LIKE AFUCKINGSAILOR. 
I shall cherish this award always. And I would like to take this opportunity to call out the following fellow fuckchuckers in alphabetical blogger name order:
Abs
Bdogg
Chris Cactus
Crys
Dawg
Kim
Miss Ann
Geek, you don’t get this award. You’re just a dirty old man. When we’re passing around the dirty old man award I promise you’ll win it. (Am I right, or am I right?)
DB? Same thing for when the dirty hawt woman award passes through town. 
Some of you who deserve to be on this list were already named or will be by someone else so stop glaring at me or I’ll sick Ripley on you. 
PS - This has nothing to do with cursing, other than I CAN’T FUCKING WAIT TO SEE THIS FUCKING MOVIE!!!!!!!@@!~!@@!!~!!!!!!!!!!!@!~~~!
Fuckchuckers?! Hahahahaha that is funny!
Never heard that before!
How do you hear about all these movies? I’ve never heard of it! Then again, I am a nerdy, foul mouthed hermit, essentially.
You are awesome.
Way to spread the Romero word, man. I feel like I’ve touched a life this morning.
Sybil, blame it on Aaron. He’s a zombie god.
Aaron, you had me at “Funky”.
Unfortunately, I’ve heard bad things about this from huge Romero fans. It’s worse than Land was.
Avi, I kinda doughnut care, I stillllll wannnaaaaa seeeeeee iiiiitttttt.
ZOMG! I can’t wait for the movie either.
GRAINNNNSSS…. (that’s from a health-conscious zombie…who would not be me.)
Kris, BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Feta plus falafel tastes like meatballs, and I’m pretty sure meatballs taste like brains, so… YAY!
zOMG! ZOMBIES! It’s all about the zombies, dontchaknow. Don’t forget to bring bacon.
Thanks for da bomb. I’ll cherish it always.
Miss Ann,
And… Mmmmmmmmmmm, bacon…
Chicks who swear a lot are hawt.
Fab, yes we are. And we know it.
Smooth and genderless though you may be.
I am only smooth and genderless to you. Everyone else is aware of my curvature.
Alleged curvature.
I think you’re the only one who thinks it’s alleged. Four bloggers actually felt the curvature in October when they hugged me. Because hugging me is awesome.
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This is true. I even popped a semi.
Just a half chub?! Dude, wtf?!
Well, we had company!
Oh great, bring up the October visit that I was not invited to. Nice.
Next time.
But I promise to continue to be smooth and genderless just for you. How’s that?
I guess that’s something…
Aww, now you’re all mopey.
Nah, no use crying over spilt milk. Nothing but love here.
A true statement.
HEhehehehe
MMMMM bacoooon.
Poppy, my love,
What does a gal have to fucking do to get on that motherfucking sailor list?
Is there some fucking cocksucker that I have to blow?
Geek, *drool*
Maman, why would you blow the cocksucker and not the cock?
it is possible for a cocksucker to also have a cock… although I admit that it would be unlikely that there would be someone with a cock that is keeping me from the sailor prize…. You, I presume, do have a cock.
NOT, NOT… is what I mean’t… what is wrong with my goddam fingers… why won’t they keep up with my freaking brain~!
I was definitely being facetious. Round here there’s no cock to blow to get you on the list, though. Sorry. My place, my rules. You’re too lady-like for this award, Maman.
Crap… I am too lady like to you and considered the devil incarnate here. I think I should try to reverse that.
Fuck yeah! I’m fucking honored!
Maman, I agree. Get to work on being bad.
Mr. Rude Cactus, you fucking better be!
Fuck you, you fucking bitch. I never fucking cuss…. Not even if a fucking bus was goign to fucking run over me if I didn’t fucking get out of the fucking way…
Whore.
An award? For lil’ ol’ me? Fuck yeah!
I’d like to thank the fucking Academy but due to the fucking writer’s strike, I don’t believe I’m allowed to.
Thanks, Pop.
Kim, you totally fucking deserve it, Sailor Girl.
Oh goodie! Can’t wait for that Dirty Hawt Woman award to pass thru town then!