…but not conclusion to the war. We finally learn why I got 19 lbs of Jell-O. Sort of.
Dawg, prepare to be dive bombed. (And…thank you? I think.)
…but not conclusion to the war. We finally learn why I got 19 lbs of Jell-O. Sort of.
Dawg, prepare to be dive bombed. (And…thank you? I think.)
January 24th, 2008 at 8:24 am
The picture on the back, those are called parfaits. :-)
you don’t look sick; you look cute. You always look cute, though.
I am going to start opening boxes the way you do, instead of struggling with them with a fricken’ machete the way Dawg does.
BTW, since you are single like me, you are reuqired to take all completed baking to the office. It’s the law… Obey the law…
January 24th, 2008 at 8:38 am
Mmmmm, parfait. Thank you for explaining that one to me. Clearly I’m too lazy to flip back through the book and actually read the words next to the pikshure. He uses a knife, I use scissors. To-may-toes, To-mah-toes. And, good to know about the baking, cuz fuck that shit about me eating it all by myself!!! (No Jell-O for kittehs.)
January 24th, 2008 at 8:41 am
I got smart and watched it before I went to work to cut down on the nagging
I keep listening to your voice and thinking “Billy Idol? Really?”
January 24th, 2008 at 9:11 am
January 24th, 2008 at 9:11 am
(I’ve been practicing a lil already.)
January 24th, 2008 at 9:19 am
(I’ll smoke a cigarette to make my voice huskier if I gotta.)
January 24th, 2008 at 9:33 am
I must admit. Those pictures of da Jello are making me drool.
The real question is… the 19lbs of PACKAGED Jello becomes how much Jello once made??? How much does one package make/people does it serve… then multiply by 72… and you may very well be able to feed all of France with it.
Let them eat Jello!
January 24th, 2008 at 10:35 am
Is that what I’m supposed to do? Feed France?
Geek made the smartass suggestion that I bomb you with a box of Jell-O per week for the infinite future. I should totally do THAT.
But, hmm. First, elephants, polar bears, and UNIIIIICORNS.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Well I think feeding France is a good start. A good way to practice your Jello making skillz.
I wouldn’t bomb me with it… it’ll just be water by the time I get it… unless your actually going to DROP Jello on me… in which case… well that’s just taking it to a whole new level.
It’s all about the unicorns. Hey Charly, wanna go to Candy Mountain?
January 24th, 2008 at 10:43 am
(wide eyes)
Yes. Yes I do.
I’ve never seen this unicorn before, but I am suddenly addicted.
And expect an overhead assault.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:08 am
You do??? So let’s go… we’ll go to Candy Mountain Charly, Candy Mountain!!!!
My anti-aircraft batteries are armed and ready. Bring it.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Mmmmmm, candy.
(See, that’s where my brain takes me.)
Have fun washing the blue Jell-O stain off your face.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:19 am
I’m all about the candy…
Blue Jello doesn’t stain… but red does.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:20 am
Re candy: You’ll be sorry you said that.
Re blue vs. red Jell-O: Good. to. know. And, you’ll be sorry you said that.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:25 am
PS – Nice job going from 3rd to 1st in the top comments list. Are you a comment whore?
January 24th, 2008 at 11:34 am
I get the feeling that you think I’ll be sorry alot… but I have the sternness of a goat… I assure you.
PS- There are a few things I like being on top for… and yes… this is one of them.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:49 am
A goat?
PS –
Speechless.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Bahahahahahahaha
January 24th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Poppy is not amused. No laughing at the Poppy.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I’m not laughing at the Poppy.
I’m laughing WITH the Poppy.
January 24th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
(blink blink)
January 24th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
1. You open boxes weird.
2. You look adorable in your little blue shirt.
3. Kitties should participate in your videos more often.
4. I want to see more pictures from the magic of Jell-o. I like the parfaits.
5. Uh, you kinda did make obscene noises (starting at around 2:43).
January 24th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
1. Try opening boxes on video with anything other than scissors or a knife and let me know how that goes for you.

2. Thanks.
3. I agree. It’s just hard to herd them.
4. I realized that after I finished the video. Apparently really tired people make obscene noises when they open non-gifts.
January 24th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I’m still voting for naked Jello wrestling!
Hi Georgie!
January 24th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
There’s no voting about how I use the Jell-O. It’s already been dictated to me. That’s part of the war!
Georgie says: Go pee, Jigsaw!
January 24th, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Heheheheh!
January 24th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Make Jello and take it to a nursing home, or homeless shelter!
Yeah – kinda boring, since there’s no unicorns involved.
Georgie looks like my Shammy! Except Shammy is so old (17) and not looking so good anymore. :(
Not only would you need a cake mix for the carousel thing, you’d also need a bundt cake pan. I think that’s what it is.
How the eff do I know that?!
Oh – and you DO have nice skin! It’s luminous. Really.
January 24th, 2008 at 11:08 pm
Avi,
Sybil, I think your interpretation of nice skin is my happy aura.
As long as the old people have a pony I’m good.
January 25th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
Why oh why can I never hear these YouTube pieces? Now I will never know the exciting conclusion to this war!
January 25th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Don’t you worry your pretty little head, the war is continuing. Just the Jell-O is done with. (I hope.)
January 26th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Will it be at the same Bat Time and on the same Bat Channel?
January 26th, 2008 at 1:15 am
WHEE! I solved my YouTube problem! It doesn’t like my Firefox… but it still works on my IE!!!!!
Jello Rocks!
January 26th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
The war isn’t on a scheduled time. It happens when the mail feels like delivering the bombs and then when Dawg feels like getting off his lazy ass and making me a video. (I always make my videos right away.)
January 26th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I make my videos right away!!!!!
Its just the whole editing… with graphics… and music and stuff.
I have OCD about my video production… it needs to be just so… and you can’t rush the art the same way you can 72 FREAKIN CHOCOLATE BARS!!!
BTW… my video is now up…
January 27th, 2008 at 6:07 am
Dawg, um… Are you saying I make sucky videos? Cuz I think you are.